3/$35- Bill & Ted's Guide to a Bodacious Life ×2

Have you ever been in a nondescript multinational corporate chain store, obliviously shopping away, giving all your money straight to Satan, when all of a sudden a life-changing book falls out of the sky and lands right on your screaming toddler's head, as if to say, "You're doing it wrong, dumbass. Life doesn't need to be this lame! Remember the fun you used to have in grade 5? It can be yours again!" and shakes you out of your comatose existence? Me neither, but this is new at Walmart for $23. ONE LEFT!!!