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thevelvetcactus
😂😂
Oct 31Reply
valjohnhank
@willpturnernc 🤫😹😹😹 You’re very welcome Hun! Thanks
Oct 31Reply
breadhead
LOL!!!!! Yes INDEED! As they offer that as a trade for your brand new stuff or to compare your brand new stuff to when they bought that Condition from another closet. “Why is the price not the same?” Give me STRENGTH to hold my tongue Father! Happy Poshing to you 😁
Oct 31Reply
valjohnhank
@chercheley 😹😹😹
Oct 31Reply
valjohnhank
@breadhead As I say, “it took Jesus & all 12 disciples to hold my👅!”😳😐🤫🤭🤐😶🤡
Oct 31Reply
palomasposh
Ugh! Or the “worn once” and they look like they’ve walked around the world in them‼️🙄🙄🙄
Oct 31Reply
sunnimoments
@valjohnhank - So True!!! 😂😜😳😂😂😂😂 You have me Dying Laughing here at work.
Thank You💞
Oct 31Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh oh the famous line, “Oh they just need a lil cleaning!” I gotta pay for the dirt too?🤨😐 What’s the already clean price?🤣
Oct 31Reply
valjohnhank
@sunnimoments When I saw this the first time & read the comments, I was weak the entire day every time I thought abt it! Omg-ness, my stomach was sore the next day! I was weak! The best free comedy!🤣😂🤣😜🤪😝😛
Oct 31Reply
veggigoddess
@Jazzyval29 🤣 TOTALLY!!!!!!
Nov 04Reply
maureen44
Hi my friend!!!! ‘😳 This one ☝️ makes my day 😂😂😂😂
Nov 05Reply
valjohnhank
@maureen44 🤣🤣🤣
Nov 05Reply
latoyaokoski
Lol! This is too funny
Nov 07Reply
valjohnhank
@latoyaokoski Girrrrrrl I almost passed out when I saw it for the first time! Hilarious🤣🤣
🤦🏽♀️My stomach was killing me the next day! I couldn’t stop thinking abt it without cracking up! Pleeease feel free to share it as well as post it in your closet! More people need to be aware of what DOA & needs to be tossed!🗑
😂😂😂😘
Nov 07Reply
susiemarieack
I think I'm gonna throw up
Nov 09Reply
valjohnhank
@susiemarieack 🙀😂😹😂🤪🤢🤮😹😹
Nov 10Reply
susiemarieack
Unfortunately I bought something 2 weeks ago and she said the same thing!! "Perfect condition, worn once!"....I wanted to be like ya 'Once a week' when it showed at my house!!! .....((no cyber fights, I swallowed the loss.)
Nov 10Reply
valjohnhank
@susiemarieack SweetHeart I’m sorry to hear that! I thought this would be some lighthearted humor! I’m sorry for your pain! It will come back on whoever did this to you! People must remember “you reap what you sow!” Oh and don’t forget Mrs. Karma! She does not play when u cross her! She come back for the jugular!🤭🙀🙈🙊😳🤫
Nov 10Reply
valjohnhank
I wish you could 🐀 her out! A 🚧BUYER BEWARE🚧 KIND OF THING! It’s doesn’t help when u get that kind dishonesty & straight betrayal! Ones INTEGRITY should have some value in this a business! Integrity is like common sense! It’s not as common as you think & everyone isn’t equipped with it! That’s very disheartening and makes one leery of everyone when you’ve been crossed like that! My apologies for his bad behavior! It’s just a minor setback for a major comeback! The best is yet to come! 💸💰💸💰💸💰💸🏦
Nov 10Reply
susiemarieack
@valjohnhank.... YES!
Nov 10Reply
valjohnhank
@susiemarieack Girrrrrrl!🤫😳😹😹😹
Nov 10Reply
gserenity
😂💀😂💀😂😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
Nov 10Reply
tinamsb
@skalcher
Nov 11Reply
threadcounting
HAHAHAHA! so true!
Nov 13Reply
brentbeidler
Sooooo 😄 funny
Nov 16Reply
valjohnhank
@brentbeidler Hilarious😹😹 but the truth!
Nov 16Reply
valjohnhank
@iloveuinfinity 😳😂😂 You see any & everything for sale! I saw someone selling used panties!😳🤭Oh my word! N’used panties! N’Used- New to you butt USED by her!😹😹N’Used Panties🤦🏽♀️😹😹😹
Nov 19Reply
marcavon
LMAO!! Right?!
Nov 19Reply
karyberrie132
OMG 😂😂😂😂 Love it!!! So true
Nov 19Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 😹😹😹😹
Nov 19Reply
marrilyn
@valjohnhank You made my day !!!!❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😊💐
Nov 21Reply
valjohnhank
I’m so glad I could give you a laugh! It’s wild out here in PoshLand! U come across some of everything for sale!🤭😳😹😳😹😹😹😹😹
Have a Happy Thanksgiving SweetHeart🤗😘
Nov 21Reply
valjohnhank
@marrilyn
Nov 21Reply
marrilyn
@valjohnhank For real! Have a great Thanksgiving as well and I am hoping for you super great sales ❤️😊💐
Nov 21Reply
valjohnhank
@marrilyn 🤗😚Will do! Feel free to list it in your closet! Please share the Humor! Someone needs it this holiday season!🤗🤗
Nov 21Reply
marrilyn
@valjohnhank 😂😂 Sounds great!! Thanks!!!😊💐
Nov 21Reply
clotheslinelisa
😂
Nov 21Reply
smartmom84
So true🤣
Nov 22Reply
valjohnhank
@smartmom84 😉
Nov 22Reply
fashionista_921
😂😂😂 LOL thank you for sharing!
Nov 24Reply
valjohnhank
@fashionista_921 You’re very welcome Hun!
Nov 24Reply
dotseyqueen
Haaaaa funny listing. I am trying to stay quiet during my fit of insomnia so I don't wake the rest of the house but reading your post and the comments here made me laugh out loud!!! The used ONCE line has gotten me more than ONCE!
Nov 26Reply
valjohnhank
@dotseyqueen SweetHeart I re-read all the comments again and I too was in stitches all over again!😹 I was tooooo weak! 😳😮🤭It was like my first time seeing it!😹😹😹 I’m so glad you enjoyed it!😹😹😹😹😹
Nov 26Reply
loveandsparkles
@valjohnhank This...is... CLASSIC!!! Thanks for the good gut-busting laugh it was much needed!! 💖💖
Nov 26Reply
valjohnhank
@loveandsparkles Anytime Hun! Anytime😹
Nov 26Reply
dotseyqueen
@valjohnhank You are so funny with your comment that it took "Jesus and all twelve of his disciples" for you to hold your tongue! I mean I ask Jesus all the time to help me but never have thought of asking his disciples as well!! Which I will be doing from now on! God bless you, Diana
Nov 27Reply
valjohnhank
@dotseyqueen 😹😹😹 I can only imagine, at times He has to scratch His own head & ask, 😐“Is this what I think it is? Father, are my own eyes 👀 lying to me?”🤨😳 “Peter, did y’all see that?”😕😳🤔😵🤭🤫🤐😶🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Gobsmacked...🤭I’m dead💐🌺⚰️🌺💐
Nov 27Reply
bambolina_t
You made my day !!! Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣
Dec 12Reply
valjohnhank
@alheli1981 🤗😂😂😂
Dec 12Reply
dumpsta_diva
@valjohnhank 😎 Right back at ya sista! LOVE your closet.....BEAUTIFUL Photos....a real struggle for me. You are so funny....ill be stopping back! Thanks 😘
Dec 14Reply
valjohnhank
@lsm310 👀😹😹 Thanka SweetHeart! Ditto! I’ll be p👀king in tours on the regular! Immediately you became a PFF! I’ve created a long list of closets I admire and want to revisit again! You’ve been “🥰VAL LISTED🥰!” 🤗😹
Thanks again Hun🤗😘🥰🥰🥰
Dec 14Reply
shoplovelinlee
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dec 15Reply
valjohnhank
@bbrecyclebins 🤩👀😳👀😳😹😹😹😹
Dec 15Reply
shoplovelinlee
I almost died, you are so right. I love it.....💚💚💚💚💚
Dec 15Reply
valjohnhank
@bbrecyclebins Yaaaassss!😹😹😹
Dec 15Reply
deluxeresale
lmaoooooooo
Dec 16Reply
valjohnhank
@deluxeresale 👀😉“TROOOOF!”👀😂
Dec 16Reply
deluxeresale
@valjohnhank i responded to someone some time ago, i said take some pride in yourself and put that in the trash lol
Dec 16Reply
valjohnhank
@deluxeresale 🙀😳😹😹😹
Dec 16Reply
lasvegasnv
Lol!!!! This is hysterical!! I was sitting having my morning coffee, scrolled the photo came up, almost spit out my coffee!!! Still laughing! Thank you for the great laugh this morning! Very Happy Holidays to you and yours! 😂🤣😂🤣❤❤❤
Dec 22Reply
valjohnhank
@lasvegasnv Girrrrrrrrrl anytime, anytime, anytime!😹😹😹You’re very welcome Hun! Same to you and yours! Y’all be safe!😘
Dec 22Reply
valjohnhank
@trance413 👀😳🙀😹😹😹
Dec 23Reply
yours4less
Literally LOL!!! Good one!
Dec 23Reply
valjohnhank
@yours4less 😉😹😹
Dec 23Reply
bohoforever15
😂 I recognize those 😂😉🌻✌🏼🤦🏻♀️💁🏻♀️
Dec 24Reply
valjohnhank
@bohoforever15 😉😉😊
Dec 24Reply
theladyfalcon27
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Dec 25Reply
valjohnhank
@theladyfalcon27 😉😹😹😹
Dec 25Reply
kylewd21
Pahahahahahahaha! I love it! 😉
Dec 26Reply
gnzsgrl83
Oh come on!!! They’re “vintage”! Like found buried in my backyard from the 1800’s vintage! There’s history here, make an offer! 😂 thanks for the laugh!
Dec 28Reply
draperzgyrl
@gnzsgrl83 Vintage...that’s a hoot!
Dec 28Reply
valjohnhank
@gnzsgrl83 🙀Vintage? 😳🤔🤫🤭😜🤣😂🤣
Dec 29Reply
valjohnhank
@draperzgyrl 🤣😂🤣
Dec 29Reply
draperzgyrl
@valjohnhank Yeah! Lots of life left!!
Dec 29Reply
valjohnhank
@draperzgyrl As they say, “one man trash 🗑 is another man’s treasure!”🤭😹😹😹 They just need to be professionally polished a few time to bring them back to life! They’re like Nana’s silver gravy bowl! We only use it every once in a while. I only wear’em every once in a while!🤭😹 You know the normal wear & tear!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dec 30Reply
cheekychic77
@trail_raven @mehgan297 🤣🤣
Dec 30Reply
valjohnhank
@draperzgyrl A step in time! How many I don’t know but there are steps left! 👣👣👣
Dec 30Reply
draperzgyrl
@valjohnhank Hard to find (the other one)....which makes it one of a kind!
Dec 30Reply
mehgan297
@maryamf85 LMFAO!!! So true! 😂🤣😂🤣
Dec 30Reply
valjohnhank
@draperzgyrl 😹😹😹
Dec 31Reply
20jo18
There are people on here who would try to sell that shoe for 150 bucks. Sometimes I wonder what are people thinking?
Jan 08Reply
valjohnhank
@20jo18 Oh and would call it, “Vintage!”🤨🤥🤫😐
Jan 08Reply
msrozz
@deluxeresale 😂 😂 😂
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@gnzsgrl83 😂
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@valjohnhank Girl I looked at that pic and sore I could sell it! You know, just a slight “storage” smell. Yeah, right 🤣 🤣 😜
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@valjohnhank Swore, typo
Jan 11Reply
deluxeresale
@valjohnhank lol I see this is still up and about lmaoooo
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@valjohnhank Smell it, another typo. I’m laughing too hard I can’t type!
Jan 11Reply
deluxeresale
@msrozz I honestly did, and she told me that I did not need to comment on it, and I said yes I do because the garbage truck does not roll through poshmark so take that shit down😂😂😂😂
Jan 11Reply
valjohnhank
@msrozz 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying!🤪🤣🤣
Jan 11Reply
valjohnhank
@msrozz 🤣😂🤣😛
Jan 11Reply
deluxeresale
@draperzgyrl 😂😂😂😂
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@deluxeresale lol! Why is it that people get pissed when they are called out??? They knew they were wrong for posting in the first place! 🤦♀️ 😜
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@valjohnhank Girl, that pic tho, 😝 😝 every time I look 👀 at it my nose twitches!
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@valjohnhank But I had to share it tho, lol being the good posher I am 😇 😈 😂 😂
Jan 11Reply
deluxeresale
@msrozz I remember it was some old very beat up Uggs lol
Jan 11Reply
msrozz
@deluxeresale Oh wow! And you know they were funky too!
Jan 11Reply
draperzgyrl
@deluxeresale Just came across a listing for a name brand, jeweled flip flop that was selling for $20 which look like it had been used to dig a swimming pool hole. It would have been a good mate to your boot!
Jan 11Reply
deluxeresale
@draperzgyrl 😂😂😂😂😂 they crack me.
Jan 11Reply
everton1616
Can I see the soles please?
Jan 12Reply
valjohnhank
@everton1616 Out sole searching for the sole’s mate!
Jan 15Reply
karyberrie132
Can I get it for $5 and free shipping? Do you still have the box? Can you model it? What’s the measurements? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 can I just pay $3 and you can just gift wrap it and drop it off at my house 😆😂
Jan 15Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 @karyberrie132 ☝🏽Please no low ball offers! Respect the hustle!😹😂😹😂 $199 FIRM😳 I added additional photos for your purchasing pleasure! Size 12 unisex! 🙄Of course a I have the box ⚰️!🤪 It’s made outta pine!⚰️ 😹😹 How bout a 🎀 & 🛍 instead of gift 🎁 wrap? SIR, SORRY NO HOME DELIVERIES!📭
Jan 15Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 😹😹😹💃🏽🛍
Jan 15Reply
karyberrie132
@valjohnhank lmbo 😂😆😂 seriously! Ummm I’ll have to think about it 😂 lemme just add it to my bundle, then let my bundle just sit there and marinade in your closet until I get a better offer 😉😁😂
Jan 15Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 😹😹😹👍🏽
Jan 15Reply
everton1616
I'm gonna have to report this as a replica of a shoe!
Jan 16Reply
valjohnhank
@everton1616 👀
Jan 16Reply
valjohnhank
@everton1616 😹⚰️😹😹
Jan 16Reply
valjohnhank
@everton1616 😳but... it’s a boot 🥾
Jan 16Reply
reneet2
@valjohnhank omg yes lol I’m a mom of two children (plus a fiancé and stepson so really four); which means I clean plenty. I don’t want to buy something that is going to make more cleaning for me! It kills me when I see people post that and then want full price or more!
Jan 16Reply
valjohnhank
@reneet2 😹😹Yaaaaassss! I’m not buying the dirt too!😡 What’s the already clean price? Oh this one, they still have many miles left? 👀👀👀🤭Where? They’re at the end of the ROAD! 🧐😳Nuuuthinnnng is left in them Jokas! 🤫I mean nothing!😜😜 Let them go to GLORY w/ A DIGNITY!🌷⚰️🌷🛑Ain’t nothing left! Once the (soul) sole is gone what’s left to wear? An ankle brace?🎶🦗🎶🦗🎶 (🤫silence🤫) crickets
Jan 16Reply
karyberrie132
@valjohnhank oooh I see your offering a discount 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Jan 19Reply
lori961
Thank you i really needed the laugh this morning'😀😀😀
Jan 19Reply
cporcius
😂😂 your killing me! 😂😂 even a discount offer. 😂🤣 Hilarious!
Jan 19Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 🤣🤣🤣
Jan 19Reply
valjohnhank
@lori961 😳😹😹
Jan 19Reply
valjohnhank
@cporcius 😜😂😂
Jan 19Reply
karyberrie132
@valjohnhank what exact color are these shoes? They look brown in one photo but a sorta pinkish in another 🧐 I need to make sure they matche my outfit exactly 😁💃
Jan 19Reply
pinkus
Lol! I about peed myself after I read this! It’s so true yet so funny! You should be a comedienne & use this as a bit! Too funny! 😂😛😘
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 a They’ll match anything! 👗🧥🧣🥾👔👖🥾👚👖🥾👙🥾👘🥾🥼🥾They’re iridescent! ✨🌟💫💫🌟✨There’s not an outfit you could put together that these HushPuppies wouldn’t✨dazzle!✨ I s👀 a TrendSetter in Poshland! 💃🏽🥾🥾 Step it up!
They have character, history and versatility! No need to concern yourself about breaking them in!😳It was my pleasure! That’s your complimentary gift for your purchase! A shoe lovers “DREAM” piece to add to your shoes collection! MUST HAVE... 🥾🥾 ShowStoppers
Jan 20Reply
karyberrie132
@valjohnhank I actually saw the same pair in another closet waaaay cheaper so I’d like you to price match 😀🤪
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 😳😜🤣
Jan 20Reply
austere_beauty
I’m like someone must be bored lmao 🤣 I think we should be able to report things like that...
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@undergraduate23 👀🤭🤪😘 Thank you SweetHeart🤫🤫🤫🤐😶🥾💃🏽🥾
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 😳🤑😹 Sorry Ma’am, THE PRICE IS FIRM🤑😹 These 🥾🥾 are made for walk’n... not haggling!🥾💃🏽🥾 They’re a once in a lifetime purchase! Once u get these u won’t think of purchasing another pair again!💐⚰️💐They will arrive in this lovely pine ⚰️ collectors case along w/ 2 beautiful bouquets as a thank u gift! If u wish to proceed in finalizing your purchase, thanks for your interest & time visiting my closet! It’s always a pleasure to entertain visitors!🤣 Feel free to ShopBy anytime!🤣🤑🤪😂
Jan 20Reply
karyberrie132
@valjohnhank I hope those bouquets smell as wonderful as these EUC shoes 😂 Or are they the potpourri stuffing just like mummification 😂🤣
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 You’re a mess!🤣🤣🤣
Jan 20Reply
bellapocahontas
Omg so funny and true!!! I’ve had propel be nasty to me about my prices for brand new items too which blows my mind! I think posh needs to have a required course people have to go thru on here before they can list to show pics of exactly what’s acceptable and what’s not!
Jan 31Reply
valjohnhank
@bellapocahontas It’s baffling some of the things on here for sale! I just chuckle!🤭 Sometimes I think u have to be desperate to post that crap & think someone is go’n to pay for it! I’ve been surprised at some of the beat the hell up stuff people have bought! I saw some flip flops that had nothing but DNA left in them and someone bought them!😑😹At this point nothing surprises me in here! Especially people selling used panty drawers!🤭👙🤮 Aaamazing! Best wishes and much success SweetHeart💃🏽🛍
Jan 31Reply
bellapocahontas
@valjohnhank omg!!! I know, it’s crazy! And thank you hun! Same to you! Happy poshing and have a great week and weekend!
Jan 31Reply
valjohnhank
@bellapocahontas Ditto! You’re very welcome SweetHeart!☺️😊
Jan 31Reply
supersurfer
LMAO!
Feb 19Reply
valjohnhank
@supersurfer 🤫😉🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feb 19Reply
kassandra518
@cerulean25 They just need a little TLC. Like new, worn once. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mar 26Reply
cerulean25
@cassandra518 😂😂😂😂😂
Mar 26Reply
valjohnhank
@manders2241 Isn’t that crazy? I call the N’used panties! New to u BUTT used!🤡😷😹😹😹😹
Mar 28Reply
valjohnhank
@manders2241 Now that right there... 😳🤯😤
One g’its an🤬😳”INSTANT DECLINE!”🤯
😡I mean... “INSTANT”🤬 How insulting?🤭Might even warrant being BLOCKED!!!🚫
Mar 28Reply
valjohnhank
@manders2241 Happy Poshing SweetHeart
🛍🎁💃🏽🎁🛍
Mar 28Reply
grwcoloca
🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😉🤣
Apr 03Reply
anaposadas2008
LOL!!!
Apr 03Reply
pklemko72
😂🤣I have seen several closets offering used panties, but they been laundered! I was so grossed out over that! I have even seen used Lingerie with a thong, the post said used once. I thought one too many times to be on here. 🤯🤢🤮Thanks for the laugh.
Apr 03Reply
valjohnhank
@pklemko72 🤣🤣🤣The thing u see in PoshLand!🤣🤣🤣
Apr 03Reply
valjohnhank
@pklemko72 Things
Apr 03Reply
pklemko72
@valjohnhank yes most definitely. 😂some just have no pride or shame.
Apr 03Reply
valjohnhank
@pklemko72 🤣🤣🤣Aaaaamaaaazing
Apr 03Reply
biarritz_
😂😂😂😂
Apr 04Reply
marisaisabel
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈
Apr 06Reply
amaliamt
Touché! I love “never worn”... what? Never worn to a mud volley ball tournament?! Cuz some of the “never worns” I’ve gotten look like they’ve been baking in the sun for a few years!
Apr 09Reply
valjohnhank
@amaliamt 🤣🤣🤣
Apr 09Reply
maxineloftis
I shared your closet back sweetie.
Apr 14Reply
valjohnhank
@maxineloftis Thanks Hun
Apr 14Reply
jerseygs
The"testimonies"from u & the"parishioners"gave me a migraine from laughter, I can't get it together. Just give that stuff 2 someone less fortunate please.
I ❤ the ask don't buy. Can I get measurements arm-arm, arm-crotch & both wrists stitching? I know it's Gucci, will u take $20 w/free ship & can u hold it till next week when I get paid? **exhale**Lady u are lucky God is w/u right now, Jesus is sitting on me 4 restraint & the holy spirit has taken wheel! smh 🤦🏾♀️
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🤣😂🤣🤣
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
I forwarded u some flip flops u have to l👀k at!
🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG
Apr 20Reply
shoppinma
🤣🤣🤣
Apr 20Reply
kats3cs
Love it😂
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@shoppinma 😉😉😉😂
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@kats3cs 😉🤣😉
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🤨Did😭u see 🤣them?😭 The😭guy😭asked🤣did😭they 🤣smell! 👀😳😳
She said I’ll check when I get home! I just abt died🤣🤣😭🌺☠️⚰️☠️🌺😭🤣🤣
😇Um dead😇
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
🧨🔥💥💥
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🧨🔥🧨🔥🧨🔥💥💥💥💥💥
Apr 20Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank PINEAPPLES 🍍🍍🍍 I MISSED THAT PART!!! JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL & DRIVE FAST!!! I'M DEAD TOO RIGHT NEXT 2 U!! ⚰
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🤣🤣🤣
🌺⚰️☠️🧨☠️⚰️🌺
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs I’m sobbing!😭😭😭 My eyeliner can’t take it!🌊🐼🌊
Apr 20Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank That's how I was last night with that migraine...Did u see the support group I left 4 u on the flip flops?
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 😭😭😭😭😭
Yaaaaasss! Yaaaassss! Yaaaaasss! Laughter is good for the sole! SOUL😭😭😭
Apr 20Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank sorry had to make a run...in this case the only thing good for these soles is the dump & a smack for the owners!!! I don't know if they smell...I'll check when I get home...she said that real regular like those are words u just utter on a normal basis...Fix it jesus!!
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs Girrrrrrrl!🤣🤣 They made my day & Easter! We don’t need them to RISE at SunRise Service! Have a Happy Easter & a safe weekend! Take care! Best wishes and abundance success SweetHeart
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍💃🏽🛍
Apr 20Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank Thank you!! You have given me 2 great migraines...I'm sure we'll cross paths again! Enjoy your holiday as well & many blessings to you! 🙏🏽🙏🏽👋🏽👋🏽😊😊
Apr 20Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 👍🏽👍🏽We will! We will!🥳😂
Apr 20Reply
bbebe0381
😂
Apr 26Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs That wig & them sandals will be haawwwwt🔥🥵🔥 together!🥵🤬😡🤪🤪🤪🤪
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs You are my go to girl!🤣🤣🤣 A true 👀🚨POLICE🚨 w/ handcuffs!🚓🚓Somethings just need to be banned on here! Cuff’em & stuff’em🚓🚓🚓🚓🤣🤣
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank 😳😳😳🙈🙉🙊☠☠(in my sheree from real house of atl voice) no no no nah no no no no nah lol
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank Girl....did she bedazzle those herself after she bought them from payless?
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank if i could send u a gif on here u would be so done with me...🤣🤣🤣
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs I need to give u my number! Sum of this stuff is so unreal! I could only think of u when I saw those! 😳UNBELIEVABLE😳 & she says they’re falling apart! Ten doooollllaaas?
Ten dollaaasss? Ten dollaaasss?
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs I’m 🥀⚰️🥀
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs Girrrrl, she said “Just surprise!!” Who?😳Her?😳Only her!😳🥀⚰️🥀
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank I think she meant 4 you 2 surprise me...just dig my grave next 2 yours
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank bless her heart... if she's selling those things for ANY amount of money u know she rides the little bus and she has a helmet, drool cup, red cowboy boots..oh and those sandals...so just leave her lone...🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🥀⚰️🌺👯♀️🌺⚰️🥀
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs Ummm dun! Um dunn!💃🏽🚌💨💨
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🤣🤣🤣
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank DID U JUST TWIRL OUT ON ME & GET GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS? I CAN'T LOL😂😂🤣🤣🤣
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs Hey she just messaged me asking in your interested in those rare purple gems? U want me to get’em or not! I need let her know sum b’fo someone snatches em up from u!😐🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs You are most definitely my PFF! Girl you keep me cracking up! I luv u for all the laughs! I don’t have to work my abs the way you keep me laughing!
May 02Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs She said well take a look & see if there anything else you would like!😐😐😐
May 02Reply
jerseygs
@valjohnhank ooooo girl....just wrong! No thanks I don't want any bum bumps!
May 03Reply
mygomefund
Trade " Dior" /; lmao love this ✌
May 05Reply
valjohnhank
@mygomefund 🤣🤣🤣
May 05Reply
fashionableguru
@valjohnhank 😂🤣🤣
May 12Reply
mindysuzmoney
😂😂😂
May 16Reply
valjohnhank
@mindysuzmoney 🤫🤣🤣🤣
May 16Reply
oakandfern
😂😂
May 16Reply
ronalmehl
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
May 16Reply
azhotkicks
The vans and chucks are perfect.
May 16Reply
moonlitmansion
😂😂😂
May 17Reply
classiccloset47
Oh so true. This made me laugh out loud. Thanks for posting
May 17Reply
valjohnhank
@classiccloset47 🤣🤣🤣
May 18Reply
valjohnhank
@classiccloset47 It’s soooo true! Quite comical when you see it!
May 18Reply
proflip
😆😆😆🙌
May 23Reply
haveitall100
@adamlee3000 🤣😃😄😂
May 26Reply
whiteymorgan202
New With tags??🤣😂
May 27Reply
valjohnhank
@whiteymorgan202 🤥Tag’s & ⚰️ pine box!🤣🤣
May 27Reply
valjohnhank
Tags & pine box ⚰️🧱📦
May 27Reply
bmrgirl
There are people who would buy these,the smellier the better I've been told, ick. Haha
May 27Reply
valjohnhank
@bmrgirl 😳Oh WooooooW😳 SMH😐 🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 27Reply
balticqueen
@valjohnhank I think these are Forest Gumps shoes. 😁😁😁😁
May 29Reply
valjohnhank
@dawn_texada 😳😮🤭🤫😶 NO WORDS 😶🤣🤣 All of her money back plus interest! 🧐🤔Talk about APPRECIATION! 😳🤣🤣Amaaazing!😐
Jun 02Reply
1dayatatime020
@valjohnhank Thanks for a great laugh! Have a great day!
Jun 08Reply
valjohnhank
@1dayatatime020 😜🤣🤣You’re more than welcome SweetHeart!😊
Jun 08Reply
1dayatatime020
@valjohnhank This is the reason I overly research (an item) items. I overexcitedly bought a pair of high end sunglasses from PM w/o research & they turned out to be fake.
Jun 08Reply
1dayatatime020
@valjohnhank Thank you so much for the Shares; I truly appreciate it!
Jun 08Reply
valjohnhank
@1dayatatime020 😳🙀Oh wooow! That’s quite disheartening! You have to be very vigilant! It’s like you can trust anyone or anything nowadays!😡🤯
Research! Researcher! Research!💻🗜⌨️📲
“Trust but verify!”
Ronald Reagan
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍🛍🛍
Val, PM💞Ambassador
Jun 08Reply
valjohnhank
@1dayatatime020 “You can’t trust anyone or anything nowadays!”🤥🤥🤥
Jun 08Reply
valjohnhank
@1dayatatime020 You’re very welcome Hun!😊
Jun 08Reply
51twenty_oh
@valjohnhank Excellent condition. TRANSLATION = raggedy as eva!
Jun 08Reply
valjohnhank
@thebikinibar 🤣🤣🤣
Jun 09Reply
annagarde
@valjohnhank 🤦🏻♀️😶You’re hilarious!!!😂😭😭😭😆 I’m sorry about you’re life experience lol 😆 but I GOTTA tell ya I LOVE this post. This hasn’t happened to me —yet. So far only low-balled and shaded. 🤐 The struggle is real— It’s after midnight and I hope I’m not waking anybody up!! The comments are priceless but you’re by far the wittiest! 🤗😂 Much love & respect!
Jun 12Reply
valjohnhank
@annagarde Thank u! Thank u! Thank u vuurrrry muuuuch! I try to keep it humorous!! U can encounter some quite 😳unusual🙀 items on here! They should never see the light of day but... 🧐😳🤯 Thanks for finding humor in my post! Laughter is good for the sole!😉(soul) You gots to have sole!🎶(soul)🎶
Thank SweetHeart🛍🎶👞💞🎶🥾🛍
Jun 12Reply
annagarde
@valjohnhank 😆✊I’m bookmarking it so when I need a laugh! ♥️♥️♥️
Jun 12Reply
katiejerozal11
Lol
Jun 30Reply
elina_machado
@katiejerozal11 hahahaha. great joke !!!!!
Jul 06Reply
bmarie0727
@susiemarieack couldn't you just not send the payment? I thought posh has the buyer protection?! That's crazy I am so sorry someone did that you 🤬
Jul 06Reply
my_bucket_list
Any flaws? Haha!!
Jul 06Reply
poshhedgie
@palomasposh or how about the, “NEW” or “BRAND NEW” in the title & then, “I only wore them a couple times” in the details?!! Grrrr....😡😡
It’s like, “if you wore them even ONCE, they are NOT brand new!”
Jul 07Reply
poshhedgie
@susiemarieack you should have returned them as not as described!!
Jul 07Reply
valjohnhank
@jackieotoys 😐🤭 I can’t with some of the closet!🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t! Maybe they’re use to buying BRAND NEW “USED” or NEW “USED” to them which is Brand- N’Used! (pronounced liked MUSED but N’Used)🤣😉 New & Brand New to you but N’Used... Brand-N’Used!🤫🤬🤯🤣🤣🤣
Jul 07Reply
mleng713
😂😂😅
Jul 24Reply
seasideliv
Hysterical! Thanks for the giggle!
Jul 24Reply
serendipretty
😄😆🤣😘
Jul 27Reply
gypseableu27
@valjohnhank smh. 🤦🏽♀️
Aug 02Reply
marcemc
This was hysterical 😂 , I thought “maybe I’m too judgy” when looking at some closets 😬 so I’m glad I’m not alone, thanks for the laughs, I read the whole thing!!!!
Aug 03Reply
valjohnhank
@marcemc 🤣🤣🤣Hi SweetHeart! Thanks for enjoying it! U have to find humor in it! Some of these closet listing leave u with the dumb stare!😳😐🙀 In total disbelief!🤣🤣🤣 U could never be too picky! Presentation is everything! Trust me! Take care SweetHeart!
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍💞🛍
Aug 03Reply
marcemc
@valjohnhank agreed 😂 Happy Poshing sweetie 😘 thanks for the laughs!
Aug 03Reply
janetadornments
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Aug 04Reply
fnchgrl
@breadhead 😂🤷🏼♀️
Aug 05Reply
fnchgrl
@valjohnhank lol, yesssss!
Aug 05Reply
fnchgrl
@valjohnhank right! reading through these and after being here a minute now I’m seeing the crazy. I’m shocked at what I see for sale, even more shocked when I scroll to check out what they’ve sold - I ask myself why many times
Overall it seems to be a place with classy people just doing a business or truly looking to sell some nice items from their closet.
Thx for the laugh - #undies 😟😬🙄🤔😲😳🤯
Aug 05Reply
fnchgrl
@karyberrie132 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aug 05Reply
karyberrie132
Your lovely shoes haven’t been chosen as Host Pick yet? I’m shocked! I’m thinking Warm Weather looks Party 🥳
Aug 05Reply
brivas06
@servas328 😂
Aug 05Reply
valjohnhank
@karyberrie132 🤣You are a mess!🤣💫
I can’t understand why the haven’t as well! They’re broken in, air conditioned & still has their souls! (soles) You can’t find another steal or deal on this one of a kind rare find!🤣They’re are so many benefits to the Purchaser of these precious AirLooms! (heirlooms)🤣
Aug 05Reply
valjohnhank
@fnchgrl Yaaassssss!🤣🤣🤣 You’re very welcome! 🤨Who wants sum🤭N’Used panty👙draws?🤯
🤫🤐No words!😶 🤡🤡
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍🤑💞💃🏽
Aug 05Reply
tootsthreads
😂😂😂
Aug 09Reply
terrytunes
@breadhead So true!
Aug 12Reply
poshruckus
Lol. 😂😂😂This is so stinking funny. Made this new posher smile. But if the shoe fits..😳
Aug 14Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus 🤣🤣🤣 Wear it!
👣👣👣
👣👣👣💃🏽
👣👣👣
Aug 19Reply
poshruckus
@valjohnhank 😂😂😂😂 I can’t even. 😉you are too funny!💐💐💐😁
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus 🔥🤣🤣🤡’n🤣🤣
Aug 19Reply
poshruckus
@valjohnhank maybe if they were marketed as “the walking dead shoes.” 🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️Good for your soles or souls.,ok. Promise I will stop. 😂😂😂😂 I am your ever devoted follower.🥰🥰🥰
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus 🙀
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus
👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👻👣👣
👣👣👣👣👣👣👣🥾🥾☠️🧱👣
👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus Thanks we all need a laugh in these Posh Land streets! The stuff you s👀 other will leave u dying laughing! I can’t say mine were intended to make one laugh! Take care SweetHeart! I’m gonna tag u to a pair of beauties! Don’t die🌺🧱🌺laughing! Read her comments!🤨🧐
😳🤫🤭😫😭😭😭
😹😹😹😹
Aug 19Reply
poshruckus
@valjohnhank Thanks. 😉🤐I will be like Sir Froggy in the Quilted Northern toilet paper commercial. ( gosh. Hope you have seen it) You can’t unsee. This is an amazingly place😂😂😂 Thank you. 😘
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus No I haven’t seen it! I’ll be on the lookout for it! I’m glad you’re enjoying it here! It’s a great place to be! Oh btw, I could share it because she blocked me!🤫🤫🤫
😳🙀🤭🤨🤫🤫🤫🤫😩🤣🤣
Aug 19Reply
valjohnhank
@poshruckus 👻I couldn’t...
Aug 19Reply
hayesj14
Thank you I needed that 😂
Aug 24Reply
valjohnhank
@hayesj14 You’re very welcome Hun!😜🤣
Aug 24Reply
lgillen1967
@karyberrie132 Haha or a bundle of 1 item...not a bundle!!!! Why don't people get that!?!?!?!
Aug 31Reply
deeluv75
Lol😂😂so true
Aug 31Reply
valjohnhank
@lgillen1967 @karyberrie132 @lgillen1967 😂Hi Huns... Bundle 1 item?🤑 It’s called saaavings!🤗 It may not make sense to some, but it has made DOLLARS & CENTS to me & that’s how u start a bundle! I may add more as I browse. “I’M GUILTY!”🙃 It’s been a rewarding for me!🤑 Try it! Often I get a discount on both the price & ship’n! Why pay more?🤪 It’s abt how bad the seller wants the item to move. It’s made dollars & cents for me!💸💰🤣
Aug 31Reply
lgillen1967
@valjohnhank Nah, "like" an item and I'll offer a discount. Bundle more than 1 I'll offer a better discount. That was my understanding. I've done ok that way. Had repeat customers that I will make exceptions for....and who seriously trys to sell their old underpants!?!?!😝😷😖💩👃👎lololol
Aug 31Reply
marianking269
I am loving this!! "Laughter is like a medicine" the Good Book tells us😂😂 and boy did i need that medicine today. Thank you for sharing your outrageous sence of humor with us all. Whenever i need a boost to my spirit i will be back here to get a dose again😍😍😍
Sep 01Reply
valjohnhank
@marianking269 Yaaassssss SweetHeart! It’s the best FREE addictive medicine for the soul! It doesn’t get any better! Best wishes SweetHeart & infinite success!🛍💞🛍
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n💃🏽💞🛍
Sep 01Reply
wildjem
@palomasposh Just returned some for that very reason!
Sep 03Reply
valjohnhank
@wildjem 🤭😳🤣🤣
Sep 03Reply
palomasposh
@wildjem I saw a pair I actually liked and of course they were worn once. She must’ve lived in them and never took them off and called that WORN ONCE bc the inside tag was half rubbed off!!! 🤣🤣🤣 People-just be honest! We don’t care how many times you wore them! 🙄
Sep 03Reply
palomasposh
@lgillen1967 Bundles of 1 ITEM make my blood pressure scream!!!! That’s not how any of this works lololol
Sep 03Reply
lgillen1967
@palomasposh Thank you!!! I'll work with a repeat customer but honestly, if you like it, I can discount price and shipping. If you bundle, don't have to discount shipping. 😂😚 I'm not here to pay my bills but I'm not giving it away! That crap went on the garage sale!!! The whole underwear thing freaks me out. I bought a 3/30 from Kohls, washed them, wore 1 pair and hated them. WOULD. NOT. DARE put the other 2 for sale..👀👎
Sep 03Reply
palomasposh
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I once spotted a profile pic that was someone’s.....um....down THERE region! #Reported. GTFO
Sep 03Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh 🤣🤣🤣
Sep 04Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh Y’all are serious abt “BUNDLING!”🤣 I don’t mean no harm but this is🤣! I thought that’s how u start a bundle, 1 item at a time!🤭 There are many reasons people bundle & shop the way they do! Is there timeline to complete a bundle? 🤔I thought Buyers could “CREATE” a bundle on their terms! It’s an honor to LIKE an item to the point of bundling w/ all the options on here! People shop the way they want! It’s an honor to have them follow & let alone share your closet!🤗
Sep 04Reply
valjohnhank
It doesn’t work like u don’t respond! It depends on your need for💰! U have all the power! You’re closet is Independently Owned Operated! Don’t let these 1 item bundles affect u! People have their own shopping habits whether it fits your protocol or not! U have all the power to shut it down in YOUR closet! Block whatever u don’t like! I do! It’s your choice & better yet, it’s YOUR CLOSET! Best wishes & infinite success! Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍
Sep 04Reply
mamaita17
I was like...whaaaaat? 😂😂😂😂
Sep 05Reply
valjohnhank
@mamaita17 🥾🥾🤣🤣
Sep 05Reply
mamaita17
@valjohnhank believe I saw a pair of shoes yesterday....worn...ugly...really! Asking 450 😂😂😂😂, not far from reality. Have a good day
Sep 05Reply
valjohnhank
@mamaita17 😳$450⁉️ 🥾🥾👀
Sep 05Reply
mamaita17
@valjohnhank yes 450 😂😂😂😂
Sep 05Reply
blessediseye
😂😂😂
Sep 06Reply
blessediseye
😀😀😀
Sep 06Reply
valjohnhank
@axiomatic 👀
Sep 06Reply
valjohnhank
@axiomatic 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 06Reply
nannybirdtnc
So then pretty much "Like New" then??? lol!
Sep 08Reply
valjohnhank
@nannybirdtees Oh but of course!🤥🤫🤣🤣 “New to “YOU!”🥳 No imperfections, no dirt not no stains!🤥🤥🤥🤥
Sep 08Reply
nannybirdtnc
@valjohnhank lol! This got me this morning. I had a really good laugh:)
Sep 08Reply
valjohnhank
@nannybirdtees 😊I’m so glad these “😍Beauty’s😍” could enlighten you at the start of your day! 🤪🤪 Best wishes MyDear & many unimaginable successes!
Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍🥾🥾🛍
Sep 08Reply
luckichuchua
A whole new concept of someone's trash is someone's treasure trash🤣
Sep 13Reply
thepetiteposher
Ummm....no. Just no.😂🤣🤣
“What’s the already clean price?”
“They’re at the end of the road.”😳😭🤣💀
Sep 13Reply
valjohnhank
@luckichuchua 😳Nooooooo SweetHeart! They came from the trash & noooow they’re
🏆🥾TREASURED🥾🏆!🤣🤣 They’re on the “COMEBACK!”🤣 Comeback from where 🤷🏽♀️ Ion know but they are comeback for COMBAT!🤣🤣 Just change the laces uh lil 🦆 tape to match the laces here & there🙀💥BAM💥 you got a whole new boot!😍🥾🥾😍🤣 👁catching! These boots are made for WALK’N😳
🙀🥾🥾👣🥾🥾👣🥾🥾👣🥾🥾
Sep 13Reply
valjohnhank
@thepetiteposher
😉🤣🤣... 😍🥾🥾♥️🥾🥾😍
👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣
Sep 13Reply
heathyrwolfe
Nailed it!!😂😂😂
Sep 14Reply
valjohnhank
@heathyrwolfe 😉😊😂😂😂
Sep 14Reply
bnolin1
Lmao! So glad I’m not the only one who thinks this way on here 🤦♂️😂
Sep 17Reply
valjohnhank
@bnolin1 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 17Reply
mgirl1997
Funny!!
Sep 17Reply
juliemartin1
LOL
Oct 01Reply
valjohnhank
@mgirl1997 😉
Oct 01Reply
valjohnhank
@juliemartin1 😉
Oct 01Reply
allthings_fab
Hahahaha these shoes been rode hard and put away wet, some of them look to have been shot.
Oct 11Reply
valjohnhank
@allthings_fab 🤭😉🤣🤣
Oct 11Reply
valjohnhank
@myrusset 👍🏽👍🏽
Oct 11Reply
allthings_fab
I remember where I saw these at they were on the walking dead, I'm crying laughing looking at this post.
Oct 11Reply
jerseygs
Girrrlll....did u see the tag?? Those aren't even real uggs..they are umms?? U are really selling those, and have the audacity to have them plastered in different poses as if a different angle will help the dirt look better in a different light...smh Get ur girl u know u can't let them loose on the public
Oct 11Reply
valjohnhank
@jerseygs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I saw! I saw! That’s clearly criminal behavior! Arrest her!👐🏽🤣🤣🤣
Oct 11Reply
winterlewis94
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Thank you!! I needed that laugh😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Oct 21Reply
valjohnhank
@winterlewis94 🥳🤣🤣You’re very welcome Hun!
Oct 21Reply
queensransom1
Hahaha ❤️
Oct 22Reply
coleworld650
Lol 😂
Oct 29Reply
valjohnhank
@gertennis It amazes me how people want something for nothing!🤭😐
Nov 01Reply
curatedbycindy
So funny 😆
Nov 03Reply
valjohnhank
@csharp2827 🤣🤣🤣
Nov 05Reply
valjohnhank
@mickeysplace 🥺😳🤭🤣🤣
Nov 05Reply
charminglala
@palomasposh 😆😅😄😃😂
Nov 06Reply
palomasposh
@valjohnhank Yes! I’ve also swallowed some losses but I still give other Poshers 5 stars. I sold a pristine north face jacket to some brat and not only did she NOT give me any stars - she reposhed for like $10 more!!!!!!!
Nov 06Reply
palomasposh
@valjohnhank Ok...Hand to GOD I have seen STAINED panties for sale😩🤢 I even took a screenshot! I wanted to comment but I didn’t want to get involved with that mess. People are messed up
Nov 06Reply
loliboutique
@valjohnhank 😂😂this post make my day I was all day thinking 🤔 what 😮 way they don’t even clean their stuff at least to post it, I don’t think it’s fear even if it’s a dollar, common sense please and respect for others some stuff just need to be tossed not posted..
Nov 06Reply
alfarle2
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nov 06Reply
alfarle2
This is hilarious 😂
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh See that’s exactly why I price my items as such. Those very reasons rt there! Now, if it’s been in my inventory too long THEN I really don’t care! I just want it gone! I will not be hustled! I do extensive research before I list items then I price them accordingly! 😳LOWBALL OFFERS, 🗣DECLINED instantly! Depending on how insulting, BLOCKED permanently! 😤🤬No tolerance for shenanigans!💃🏽💞🛍
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh 😳🤭STAINED? 🤢🥴🤮 Believe u me, someone will buy them! There are people on here that buy stinky, funky shoes & socks!🤧🤫🤭
I was floored!🤨 Fresh hot & stinky- stanky, put them on before shipping & stick’em in a ziplock bag immediately before shipping!😳 They want FRESH STANKY like fresh KrispyKreme 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩! What the, What the?😧 N’Used funky shoes & socks! Foot Fetishes?😐🤭 Just a touch of🤪😛😝😜🙃... 🥳🤣🥳🤣🥳
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@loli121 I want a discount for the dirt alone! Awesome, Dawn dish liquid along w/ Peroxide & a good brush or toothbrush can do wonders for just about anything! A small investment & sum elbow grease! Presentation’s EVERYTHING to me & your price!🤨🧐🥳🥳💸💰👜💰💸 It’s Dollars💵 & CommonCents👛 to my 👜! 💃🏽💸👜💞🛍
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@alfarle2 🥳🥳🥳
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@alfarle2 🤓😳🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳
Nov 06Reply
palomasposh
@valjohnhank Oh I know! One day I somehow ended up on the wrong side of eBay !!!! MY VIRGIN EYES! 👀 There was a listing for a “used” rubber bicycle tire and there was a very unwashed old man sitting on it NEKKID!!!! 🚨
Nov 06Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh Book’em Danno 🚓💨💨💨
🚓💨💨 Cuff’em 🚓💨💨💨 & stuff’em 🚓💨💨
Enis in Roscoe’s voice🤩😜😝😛
Nov 06Reply
palomasposh
@valjohnhank Oh, we’re leaving out the “one amputee shoe”...c’mon now. You know you just lost the other one! That’s probably why so many shoes are scattered along the roadways!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Nov 08Reply
valjohnhank
@palomasposh 🤭😳🤣🤣🤣
Nov 08Reply
ccdm2008
🤣🤣🤣
Nov 14Reply
valjohnhank
@ccdm2008 🤣🤣🤣 Chiiiiiiiiiiiiild
Nov 14Reply
ral032212
only tried on
Nov 15Reply
lorriegranthawk
😂😂
Nov 22Reply
rebeckahmier
Still some life left 🛑⚰️
Nov 22Reply
valjohnhank
@lorriegranthawk 🤣🤣🤣
Nov 22Reply
valjohnhank
@rebeckahmier 😳🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nov 22Reply
fdotbabe
thank you so much for the shares and the laughter! the truth is stranger than fiction! happy holidays honey! 🦃🎄😇😁👍
Nov 28Reply
valjohnhank
@fdotbabe Hi! You’re very welcome Hun! Thank you for the shares as well! Yes it is!🤣🤣🤣 Happy Holidays to you & your family as well! Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n!
Val
Nov 28Reply
felicitas99
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Dec 31Reply
valjohnhank
@felicitas99 🙀🤣🤣🤣
Dec 31Reply
tjeep
Can you model these please?? 😂😉😳🤪
Jan 03Reply
valjohnhank
@tjeep Model?🙀 I lost my foot the last time I wore em!😩
Jan 03Reply
tjeep
@valjohnhank 😂😂😀
Jan 05Reply
stunning4less
you got me on this one. I was like, what went wrong here? lol. thanks for the laugh
Jan 09Reply
valjohnhank
@loveylovey001 😉😜😜😜
Anytime! You’re very welcome! 🗣Y’all comeback nyyye!🤣🤣🤣
Jan 09Reply
rmoney1269
@valjohnhank I’ve never got this. If they need cleaned and your selling take the 5 minutes and wipe them down at least! Haha
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@rmoney1269 😉
Jan 20Reply
betty1523
LMAO so true. I've seen horrendous shoes listed on poshmark.
Jan 24Reply
valjohnhank
@betty1523 Girrrrrrl yaaaasss! Brand New! Worn once!😳😤😡Huh?🥺How that match? Brand N’Used! Brand New to you but Used! They kill me w/ that! THEY ARE NOT BRAND NEW IF WORN AT ALL! OMG☹️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 24Reply
allexisstyle
@valjohnhank I AM DYING!!🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Feb 03Reply
allexisstyle
@karenish This is exactly what we were talking about, people listing their junk! These comments will have you laughing hysterically!😂🤣🤪
Feb 03Reply
valjohnhank
@allexisstyle 🥺🌺⚰️🌺🥺
Pushing up Daisies! 🤣🤣🤣
Feb 03Reply
valjohnhank
@allexisstyle Thanks for enjoying them! It’s all about a good belly laugh! Thanks for browsing my 0👌🏽0 Tolerance Closet!😳 🤣🤣🤣
🤡Homie🤡 don’t play dat!🤣🌺⚰️🌺🤣
Feb 03Reply
prophouse504
LOL!!! Though “hobo style” is a thing right now - young men that want a broken in blue collar worker heritage look. You would be surprised what they are paying for very well worn Timberlands. Lol.
Feb 09Reply
valjohnhank
@djkmercantile 😳🥺 Huh?🤭 Oh my word! Honestly, nothing on here surprises me! Nothing! You can clean up old Timberlands & suede shoes w/ an Emory board that u file your nails 💅🏽 with. I’ve cleaned up many pairs of suede shoes & boots w/ that one cheap items! It does wonders on them too! Like night & day! I’ve made dollar$ & cent$ using $1 emory boards. Try it!💸💸
Feb 09Reply
krede715
Absolutely hysterical! Thankyou for that! 😂 so many times I’ve seen people list new With Tags and then the tag is pulled off to the side and then they say only worn once or twice! Another one is ...., only a little dirt when it looks like it was dug up from the garden! It’s amazing to me what people will try to sell!! 😂🤣😂🤪
Feb 09Reply
valjohnhank
@krede715 You’re welcome! As I always ask, 🥺what’s the already clean price?☹️ The last thing we need is more dirt to clean!🤷🏽♀️😳 WORN ONCE IS NOT NEW!🤷🏽♀️ It’s “LIKE NEW” or N’Used!🤥 New to you but used by them!🤷🏽♀️ I don’t know what to say abt that other than u get a 🤥 for that one!🤫 Like you’re not go’n to know!🗣🤫🤫🤥🤥
Feb 09Reply
valjohnhank
@krede715 They also sell N’Used paannnties on here 🤦🏽♀️ which PM prohibits!🚫🚫🚫 N’Used pantidraaawwws! I guess if anything it’s worn once that’s still new! That’s worn one toooo many times!🤷🏽♀️
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Feb 09Reply
krede715
@valjohnhank Here’s one for you..... SHOES. Excellent used condition. Slight smell of wet dog 🐶 or moldy cheese ! Won’t be too noticeable when worn outside! 😂🤣🤪
Feb 09Reply
valjohnhank
@krede715 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m weak!🌺⚰️🌺 That’s a 1st!
Feb 09Reply
carynstring
😂😂😂 best post EVER 🏆
Feb 22Reply
valjohnhank
@carynstring 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!
Feb 23Reply
posh_avenue
So funny!
Jul 24Reply
valjohnhank
@posh_avenue 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for enjoying it!
Take care & stay well!
Jul 24Reply
daffodildog23
Too much humor before bed🤪. The only worn once is like- for real. But the best is small hole. Not noticeable when worn WHO IS YOUR MAMA honey
Jul 29Reply
110_st_vintage
This is the first time I have seen this...I will be laughing out loud the rest of the day. Thanks for adding some humor to my afternoon! 🥰😂😂😂
Jul 29Reply
valjohnhank
@daffodildog23 🤣🤣🤣
Aug 01Reply
valjohnhank
@110_st_vintage 🤣🤣🤣Hi! You’re very welcome! Take care & stay well!
Aug 01Reply
luluslatenight
@valjohnhank used panties? Really? 🤢🤢🤮 I don’t even like to buy new ones online!
Oct 06Reply
luluslatenight
Thank you for sharing from my closet and thank you for this laugh. I know how to share but how do I post to my closet? I’m new here, really new.
Oct 06Reply
valjohnhank
@earthsong69 Hi!🤣 Yaaaaasss! N’USED panties!🤭 New to you BUTT used... N’Used!🤣🤣
Oct 07Reply
valjohnhank
@earthsong69 Hi! Click on the pic and then screenshot it! Blessed wishes w/ unimaginable successes! Happy Posh’n & Enjoy Shop’n🛍💞🛍
Val💞🛍💞
Oct 07Reply
evejack39
Thanks for the laughs 🤣🤣🤣 so true❤️
Oct 14Reply
valjohnhank
@evejack39 Hi! You’re very welcome!💞🛍💞
Oct 14Reply
knight2000
and they still get sales 🤷🏽♀️
Nov 28Reply
valjohnhank
@knight2000 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely! Thank for inquiring about them!🤣 Blessed wishes w/ unimaginable successes!
Val
Nov 28Reply
knight2000
@valjohnhank THANK YOU!!! YOU TOO!!!!
Nov 28Reply
pattycats2
🤣🤣🤣
Nov 28Reply
valjohnhank
@knight2000 💞🛍💞
Nov 29Reply
valjohnhank
@pattycats2 🤣🥳🥳🥳
Nov 29Reply
knight2000
@valjohnhank 💕💕💕💕
Nov 29Reply
pattycats2
@valjohnhank 🤣
Nov 29Reply
5stella555
looks like an old baseball players shoe. could be Babe Ruth! could be worth billions. actually had a photo of him visiting my hometown in Bristol Ct. at Muzzy Field prob. 1919/1920 . he played twice in exhibition games . He was the first to hit one over the fence. playing for the Red Sox then... soooo famous ! and he had a worn out shoe like the one in your photo ... just had to comment. looks the same.... just not a baseball cleat. lol
Mar 25Reply
valjohnhank
@5stella555 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mar 25Reply
solelyshoesshop
Good morning thank you for this humor.
May 06Reply
vintagesweetpea
I had to comment on this omg lol😂😂, you be amazed what people list as EUC that need to go straight to the "trash can". I'm a nurse doing two doubles this week and needed a good laugh.😂💕
May 07Reply
valjohnhank
@sarisaricloset Good Morning!🥳🥳 You’re very welcome! Take care and stay well!
Val
May 08Reply
valjohnhank
@vintagesweetpea Hi! You’re very welcome! Yaaaaasss!🤣 Yaaaaasss!🤣I the N’used panties got me!🤭 New to you, butt used! “N’used!”🤣 Thank you for your service!🩺💉💊 We need Nurses!💞
May 08Reply
puppamonster
I’ve been reselling a long time, started in 2000. People always think they’re stuff is in great condition. They start with their own garments then start sourcing other folks’ stuff. Too many people are offering items they would never accept if they were the buyer. It’s sad & it makes it harder for honest sellers to get top dollar.
May 08Reply
armywifeyshoppe
😂😂😂
May 16Reply
armywifeyshoppe
@palomasposh I couldn't stop laughing when I read your comment😂😂
May 16Reply
palomasposh
@mylittleshop2 it’s really insane what some people try to get away with on here! 😂 It makes me crazy🤪
May 16Reply
armywifeyshoppe
@susiemarieack 😔😔
May 16Reply
armywifeyshoppe
@draperzgyrl lots of death left😂😂
May 16Reply
valjohnhank
@puppamonster Hi! Roll Damn Tide!🌊🐘 It is! It is! For me, presentation is everything! I make sure I’m presenting a closet I would like to shop in. As far as other closet, I scrutinize most of the closets& it’s contents if not all of it before I purchase anything. Does it list a bunch of junk, dirty items & all around closet presentation. I don’t care how low the price is. I rate the closet based on its presentation. It speaks for the Seller!
May 16Reply
puppamonster
@valjohnhank 🏈🐘🏈 ROLL TIDE ROLL! 🏈🐘🏈
May 16Reply
valjohnhank
@mylittleshop2 Hi! 🎉Mission💞completed!🎉🙃Thanks for taking the time to read them!🤪 “Humor is good for the soul” in my fake English accent!🤣🤣 Thanks for stopping by! Take care & stay well!💞
Val🛍💞💃🏽
May 16Reply
blizzmarts
@valjohnhank Description and disclosure: “They are indeed one of a kind!!! If you clean them, they will disappear, so live them alone. I am telling you, don’t come back telling me different, because I am ready to reply “I told you”; now go and look for the dirt and put them together again” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆 I just came across of this post and I love it. Thank you for this amazing funny time. Happy Posh to everyone! 💐
May 18Reply
blizzmarts
So sorry... it is ***leave them alone***
May 18Reply
valjohnhank
@blizzmarts Hi! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for making it extremely clear these are AS IS!🤣🤣 It’s plain as day & proceed extreme w/ cleaning caution!
⚠️ 🥾⚠️🧼⚠️🚰⚠️🧽⚠️ That’s how the other on disappeared!🤭🥾🔍👣🔍👣🔍Thanks for stop’n by!🤩🤣🤣 Take care & stay well!
👣Val🥾🔍
May 30Reply
poshstylesbyme
😂 yes!! Can’t tell you the few I’ve purchased that applies to this 🤦🏼♀️
Sep 27Reply
valjohnhank
@poshstylesbyme 🌚🌝🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 27Reply
shedefinesluxe
@valjohnhank absolutely they will reap what they sew. Karma is a mutha that’s for certain!!
Nov 30Reply
shedefinesluxe
OMG if I haven’t seen THIS?!?!?!?! I’m more like, worn everyday of every week of every year!!!
Nov 30Reply
valjohnhank
@shedefinesluxe 🤣🤣Yaaaassss!🤭🤫 Yaaaassss?🔁🔁
Dec 01Reply
tasha336s
😂🤣😂 this is what overwork looks like
Jan 20Reply
valjohnhank
@tasha336s 🤫🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 20Reply
mariaortiz691
@valjohnhank omg I’m glad someone said it , I have had a several of those cases and they did nothing about it . I sent pics after pics and I had to pay for used and abused panties . She claimed they were new . U could clearly c they were used plenty of times it really sucks to pay for abused items . All the comments were hilarious I must say
Feb 06Reply
valjohnhank
@mariaortiz691 Hi! 🤭OhMyGushness! wooooW! Well I’m glad you enjoyed this listing’s comment & stories! There are some pretty funny people on here! Take care & stay away from them N’Used panties!🤣🤣
Val
Feb 06Reply
dibrenn18
😂 Description: Worn out, ripped open soles with holes. 😂 Thank for the laugh! Happy Poshing! 👞
Feb 07Reply
valjohnhank
@dibrenn18 🤣🤣 You’re very welcome!🤣🤣
Feb 07Reply
wencor413
Thanks for the laugh. And you’re right, the comments are great!! 😂😂😂. I know what EUC means, and I think DOA is dead on arrival, unless there is some posh acronym I don’t know about? They certainly look DOA to me. Thanks again for the giggles. 💐
Feb 19Reply
valjohnhank
@wencor413 Hi!🤣 You’re very welcome!🤣 Yes! 🤣You are correct!🤣 Excellent Used Condition & Dead On Arrival!🤣 Thank for taking the time for a lil retail humor! Take care! Come again!
Val
Feb 20Reply
wencor413
@valjohnhank …and you’re right! The comments are funny, too!! I spent Quire a bit of time today reading them. 😂😂😂
It reminded me of a listing I saw on another site many many years ago when I was looking for a Lego set. The seller had it sitting on the tank of the toilet in the pictures of it. Nope. No way was I going to purchase it. Think people, think! 🤦🏼♀️😳😜😂😂😂
Feb 20Reply
wencor413
quite* 🙄
Feb 20Reply
valjohnhank
@wencor413 The things you see on here for sale are shockingly amazing at times! Like did you really look at that item before you decided to sell it? Would you actually buy it yourself if someone else was selling it?😳 The 🚽? Uh no other space was good enough to snap a shot of LEGO set other than the 🚽?🙈 Who are these people and where do they shop? LEGO’s on the toilet take the 🎂! I thought N’Used panties was bad!😯🙈
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feb 20Reply
valjohnhank
@wencor413 I guess it’s what you call “Quiet Luxury!”🤫🤫🤫
🤪🤣🤣🤣
Feb 20Reply
careygerst
I’m so dead!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Jun 18Reply
valjohnhank
@careygerst 🤭Please not on my watch!🤣🤣🤣 You know it’s true! They throw anything up here & slap a ridiculous price on it!🤑🤑
N’used new to you butt used!🤣🤣
I’m so glad you enjoyed my sense of PM humor! It’s can be scary Shop’n in these PM Streets!🤭🤭🤭🤭
Val
Jun 18Reply
darkhorsewest
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤷🏻♀️
Sep 18Reply
valjohnhank
@darkhorsewest 🫣🤫🤭🤭🤭
Sep 18Reply
mason69one
Wow! And don’t forget about some of the reposhers reposhing after they run the item down and put up the same picture from when they first got item but when you get it item falling apart but that’s the reposh picture 📸📸📸😂🦧lol
Jul 01Reply
valjohnhank
@mason69one 🙀🤣🤣🤣🤣That’s crazy! I contact Support immediately! I haven’t had that one☝🏽yet and I pray I never!
Jul 02Reply
mason69one
@valjohnhank 😂😂Right
Jul 02Reply
_jay_crew
@deluxeresale oh my word….so funny…i should be ashamed of myself bc i took a PM beef public recently! I just couldn’t believe the stuff she said, it was like she broke from reality! And she was really a good PM buddy! I wish I screenshotted it but she was so hot she took the listing down immediately
Apr 16Reply
valjohnhank
@_jay_crew 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You’ll often wonder if they’re seeing what you see or are they still looking at an item thinking it’s in original, brand new purchased condition. Are you actually seeing what I’m seeing$ 🤨🧐🤔🫢Someone’s is a bit DISTORTED here & it’s not me!🤣🫥🫥 😯It’s a “U problem!”😳🤣🤣
Apr 17Reply
sdjones79
Love this!!! 😂
Apr 27Reply
valjohnhank
@valleygirl_402 You🤔think🧐so?🤣🤣
Jun 07Reply
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