Rich and Skinny size 29 stretch jeans

I really wish I was rich and skinny enough to wear these jeans. I thinks these should be classified as jeggings because they are so thin, stretchy and tight. size 29 with 30inch inseam. waist is 14 inches across. no damage anywhere. great shad of dark blue with no distress. 78% cotton, 20% polyester, 2% spandex.