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Since this bulldog is driving a tractor, I thought this was a pertinent enough listing to share the "excessive use of horn" ticket I once received. I was driving in a city & a truck was about to make an illegal turn that was dangerous. So, I beeped my horn & received this ticket. I fought the ticket. I blew up photos of the intersection along w/other "proof" I don't remember. The court system was / is in such disarray I ended up having to go 3x before the case was finally called & then dismissed. Twice I went when I was 7-8 months pregnant to fight it & the third & last time I had my middle son who was a newborn lol. I spent more on parking 3x in the city than if I had paid the actual ticket...so I probably should not brag about that...lol. So, now you know my entire criminal history.
For those who are unaware, I previously posted about how I was mandated to go to court to answer for a "prohibited livestock" ticket bc I kept a few chickens for organic eggs.
That's it. My entire criminal record exposed for the world to see. Be afraid. Keeping chickens & beeping my horn. I am so sorry I ruined this image of me being some kind of upstanding citizen w/morals.
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This listing is for a new without tags / ln lift-the-flap Mini Boden long sleeve tee in a size 11-12 years. I bought this for my middle son in 2020. I perhaps washed this hence why I'm saying "like new" just in case.
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ealzette
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andrea_friedman
@ealzette aww you are too sweet!! thank you!
jenniferlease
Cracking up! 😂
andrea_friedman
@jenniferlease lol!! Are you afraid of me now???
stilettosgirls
Great story🤣🤣
andrea_friedman
@katpower77 Lol! Of course I just saw this comment. Hey, I like that music video.
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