BCBG Minimalist Black Leather Jacket

This was a bad bltch when I bought it 20 years ago. Now it’s an ice-cold mother. I would call it ‘patinaed’ before I’d call it ‘worn’. It’s amazing leather. Light scuffing like it’s been around (you know) like a SOHO block). It would look brand new with a leather conditioner. I just think it’s cooler this way. It almost reads metallic. This is what I would wear 40 years in the future when I’m fighting Elon Musk’s silver fox mom on the red planet Mars after all his anti-Semitic garbage remarks. And, know, if you buy my MadMax jacket, the future fight will inevitably fall to you, and with this jacket, know you MUST defeat her.