So, you are meeting a gal for a drink. Things are going well and she wants to continue the evening. Across the street is a rock climbing gym. You’re in luck; you’re wearing these pants. The stretchy fabric, gusseted crotch, and articulated knees allows you to climb that wall like a spider monkey. You fall in love, have 2 kids, one who becomes the first person to Mars. You did good Kid…you did good. Cheers. Broken in, a few blemishes. Vintage patina dye for that broken in look. No holes, rips, stains, funky smells, etc. Smoke free home.