Book: Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins

Paperback, 1994. Pages a bit yellowed with age and there was one small dog ear, but otherwise this is in excellent used condition. No stains, no rips, no wear. The spine is intact and there are no missing pages. "When the stock market crashes on Thursday before Easter, you--an ineffectual and slightly unethical young stock broker--are convinced you’re facing the Weekend from Hell. Before Monday morning you’ll have to scramble to cover your butt, but there’s no way you can anticipate the baffling disappearance of a psychic, the fall from grace of a born-again monkey, or the intrusion in your life of a tattooed stranger intent on blowing most of your fuses. Over these fateful three days, you will be forced to confront everything from legendary amphibians to tarot-card bombshells to street violence to your own sexuality to outer space. The weekend isn't from Hell, it's from Sirius the Dog Star. And by the time it's over, the glide path of your destiny has been knocked widely askew. You may or may not be a better person, you may or may not have found love, and the world may or may not be a different place--yet cosmic connections have been established that cannot be broken. And as an indication of just how strange it has all become, you--prosaic, materialistic, irritable you--are left with a complete understanding of the surprisingly serious title of this book." Best known for "Still Life With Woodpecker" and "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" this is Robbins' 6th off-kilter novel.