Funny Kitchen Cutting Board — “I Hear the Smoke Alarm, Dinner Must Be Ready”

Add some humor to your kitchen with this beautifully crafted wood cutting board! Featuring the engraved phrase “I hear the smoke alarm — dinner must be ready” with a playful skillet and flame design, this board makes a perfect gift for the cook who doesn’t take life too seriously. Crafted from natural hardwood with light and dark wood striping, this board combines function and farmhouse style. Each board is unique in grain pattern and color. It’s perfect for everyday chopping, charcuterie displays, or as a decorative kitchen accent. Features: • Brand: River Birch Designs (RBD) • Material: Solid mixed hardwood (acacia and rubberwood tones) • Engraved humorous quote and skillet design • Dual-tone wood with convenient handle slot • Smooth sanded finish with food-safe surface Approximate Measurements: • Length: 13 inches • Width: 9 inches • Thickness: 0.6 inches Condition: New with tag Perfect for: ✔️ Housewarming or hostess gift ✔️ Rustic kitchen décor ✔️ Fun cooking enthusiasts ✔️ Charcuterie serving display Tags: #CuttingBoard #KitchenDecor #FunnyGift #RusticHome #CharcuterieBoard #HostessGift #CookWithHumor #FarmhouseStyle #WoodBoard #RiverBirchDesigns