These glossy sage rain booties are for the woman who wants to look cute while telling the weather to kiss her ass. Light-sage/avocado green gloss, chunky white platform sole, and a slip-on Chelsea fit that looks like “I’m practical and fabulous, thanks.” Worn exactly one time to take the trash out — which barely counts as “outside.” Completely scrubbed, cleaned, disinfected, and looking fresher than half the population at Trader Joe’s on a Sunday. If you want rain boots that don’t scream “I panic-bought these in a storm,” this is the pair. Brand: Cougar Size: 9 women’s Color: Light Sage / Avocado Gloss Condition: Excellent — worn once for 10 min Waterproof Cushioned insole Pull-on Chelsea tabs Chunky tread sole with zero drama