If I Were A Bird I Know Who Id Poop On Funny Graphic Tee Item Is New With Tag UNISEX Gildan Softstyle Shirt. 100% Cotton Color: Natural - Beige or Ivory Color Ships in 2 Business Days This hilarious graphic tee features a retro style illustration of a woman and a bird with the funny saying If I Were A Bird I Know Who Id Poop On A perfect shirt for someone with a quirky sense of humor. The soft cotton and unisex fit make it a comfortable and stylish addition to any wardrobe.