NEW! FUKITOL Rx Prescription, 500 MG Flour Sack Tea Towel White Black Funny Gag

New with tags! “Flour sack” towel from Twisted Hang Tight Towels, a prescription for “Fukitol", get it - "Eff it all"? It's a Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull through loop. They HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home! • 100% Cotton Premium Flour Sack fabric --there is a difference! • Functional Hang Tight Towel® Loop -- no more picking up towels from the floor! • Super Absorbent -- yeah... we wanted them to actually work! • Hemmed on ALL FOUR SIDES -- because we're just classy like that! • Generous in size, measures approx. 26"x 26" - great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! • All are pre-washed, and lint free • The more you use, the softer they get! Great gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, gag gift. . Make me an offer, I LOVE great offers! Christmas Holidays Gift Gag White elephant Hostess gift Snarky Fun Sarcastic Kitchen