Don’t Make Me Poison You Funny Kitchen Tea Towel White Dish Towel
US$15
- Size
- US OS
- Condition
- New With Tags
- Color
- WhiteBlack
- Category
- HomeKitchenKitchen Linens
- Style Tags
- SarcasticFunnyGifts
Add a little dark humor to your kitchen with this funny “Don’t Make Me Poison You” tea towel featuring a retro housewife design. White towel with a black graphic print on the front and a plain white back. Perfect for farmhouse, vintage, gothic, Halloween, or sarcastic kitchen décor.
Condition: New, unused.
Approximate measurements:
* 15.5” W x 25.5” L (see photos)
Features:
* White kitchen/tea towel
* Retro housewife graphic
* “Don’t Make Me Poison You” design
* Soft, absorbent fabric
* Finished edges
* One-sided print
* Great for gifting or everyday kitchen décor
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