Don’t Make Me Poison You Funny Kitchen Tea Towel White Dish Towel

Add a little dark humor to your kitchen with this funny “Don’t Make Me Poison You” tea towel featuring a retro housewife design. White towel with a black graphic print on the front and a plain white back. Perfect for farmhouse, vintage, gothic, Halloween, or sarcastic kitchen décor. Condition: New, unused. Approximate measurements: * 15.5” W x 25.5” L (see photos) Features: * White kitchen/tea towel * Retro housewife graphic * “Don’t Make Me Poison You” design * Soft, absorbent fabric * Finished edges * One-sided print * Great for gifting or everyday kitchen décor SEO Keywords: funny tea towel, sarcastic kitchen towel, retro housewife towel, farmhouse kitchen decor, gothic kitchen, dark humor gift, white dish towel, hostess gift, novelty kitchen towel, Halloween kitchen decor, cottagecore kitchen, vintage style towel, funny housewarming gift