Hot pink Vici dress for vacations you may or may not have booked, but emotionally already packed for. This dress looks like it has a passport, a spray tan appointment, and absolutely no interest in hearing about your budget. It’s hot pink. It’s tie-dye. It’s halter. It’s the dress equivalent of booking a trip because “life is short,” then panicking over the credit card statement while packing five pairs of sunglasses. This is for the person who may or may not have a vacation planned, but spiritually has already checked into the resort. Wear it when you want your outfit to say, “I’m relaxed,” while your group chat says otherwise. Normal signs of wear and age consistent with wear and use, because who wouldn't want to wear this dress consistently?