Hello fellow crazy Poshers

An intergalactic and occasional time traveller. I don't like to time travel very much because they've set up so many rules around it, and I don't do very well with rules. Born in Illinois, but moved to the planet Gritock when I was six because my parents got lost flying to Wichita, Kansas because there was a sale at Target. Instead of asking for directions, my dad just kept going. At least, that's what I'm told. I'm best friends with Zarz (photo in profile-I'm sure you can guess), who is a famous fashion designer, but here on Earth, people have never heard of him. Him and I like to visit other sites throughout the Copperan and Prinzy galaxies....because the Milky Way has basically primitive lifeforms...no offense. I mean, technically I AM from the Milky Way; I forget sometimes. TBH, I'm no Sebert Porkrinde. Oh, lol, of course you don't know who that is. He discovered the equation that has made interstellar travel possible by going faster than the speed of light: B = MC+H@/M^M-3*R. If I WERE to live on Earth, if I had to basically go back to you Rock Age, I'd probably live in the Southwest United States cause your Westerns. I am told that I am perhaps the most playful and naughtiest Posher on your tiny planet.. literally, much smaller than Gritock; it’s a small world. I am a model for GYLTY Apparel, so I’m comfortable with my body. I think most on Earth are still shy about there’s our social pressures; I don’t know. I failed Earth 101 🤷🏻‍♂️