3/$35- (read description)🦄Magical Unicorn Earrings!

These adorable, colourful, magical unicorn earring studs will grant you 3 wishes upon ordering, GUARANTEED*. Jewellery made from premium alloy for durable daily wear. *(Note- Guarantee only in effect if the wishes are specifically #1) I will receive some magical unicorn earrings in the mail, #2) I will have a new friend named Kell Seven, and #3) I will be the envy of everyone who sees me wearing said earrings. All other wish guarantees null and void.)