4 Pairs of SUNGLASSES! Womens 4 Pack - 1 Low Price!

4 pack of universally flattering sunglasses for one (somewhat-)low price! What do goths do when that oppressive burning ball in the sky is out, threatening to make us sweat through all the layers of black mesh, PVC, and fishnet? Well, HIDE INDOORS IN YOUR LAIR, obviously!! Who wants to be caught un-dead with *GASP* a tan?! All that time spent applying the perfect Siouxie-esque eyeliner - RUINED!! And all due to that awful sunshine... But until the day that our Sun blows up and goes Supernova, or whatever the hell is gonna happen (clearly I'm no rocket surgeon), you can have the choice to sport not ONE, not even TWO or THREE, but a formidable *MULTITUDE of choices in sexy protective eyewear (*4 pairs precisely) with this bundle right here! Each pair is in great used condition and guaranteed to uphold your status as a dark and mysterious fashionista! They also help to maintain your timeless vampire look by shrouding the eyes from harsh UVA and UVB rays. You will look every inch as deadly as you do in the Winter of your beloved discontent. Brands include Body Glove, Quay (Australia), Funk Plus (from Dolls Kill), and one pair whose brand is unknown but happens to be in my favourite colour- leopard print 😉!! 🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞🦇🌞 Bonus joke: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE, THEY LIKE TO SIT IN THE DARK! Bwaaahahahahaaaa!!! *crickets*