4/$25- VANCOUVER CANUCKS HAT (as seen here on Darth Vader's decapitated head) -

Its small, it's adjustable with a leather-like pull-thing through a metal contraption at the back. Its not stiff, but he's not holding back the lame jokes either. Its an All-around Basic Dad Hat.... or is it?? When it's worn by Darth Vader and included in a bundle with a boys or small women's size CANUCKS jersey (also in my closet), it makes me wonder, "Was Darth Vader ALWAYS this approachable to ask for his contribution at the bake sale?" I mean, I seem to remember him not having THE BEST track record with his son at least. Right? But I see him in this soft cotton hat, perched a little too high on that ultra-masculine face and I just.... MELT. a little bit. Its weird ok? YOU should probably get the hat if he doesn't coach your son's bantam hockey team. I know I'll be saying "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" later. But I'll just have to risk it. *Darth's decapitated head's outer shell not included, sorry*