Criminal Damage Emerald Skinnies

I bought these in the Covent Garden in London back in '07 and have worn them a grand total of one and a half times. One time when I was trying to be cool at Christmas. Another when I wore them for like an hour at a St. Patrick's Parade. They are in perfect condition, not even out of style, they just don't fit me. UK size 28. They have a cute little skull logo, bring out your inner punk.