I have a thing for things that look like other things. Like when someone is wearing boots that are obviously made of cowhide but they are printed to look like snakeskin. Or contact paper that is printed with woodgrain. Like, who are you fooling? Enter the Not Actually Sequins leggings, which are spandex (okay, polyester/elastane) printed to look like sequins. It's like they're not even trying to really fool you, but they almost do anyway. They're amazing. These are a medium, and new.