Hawaiian style neon pink and blue shorts

ok but hear me out! they’re weird, yes, but in kind of a funky cool way? or at least an endearing way? couldn’t you see these growing on you? like they’re a little neon and kind of sixties Hawaiian vacation on steroids but maybe that’s the look? like I’m actually kind of digging the 80s inspired big floral print and bright neon pink and electric blue- like tell me it isn’t kind of cool? humor me haha. branded for exposure!