NWT! CALIFORNIA AVOCADO!!
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NWT! CALIFORNIA AVOCADO!!
Almost ripe!
Make your favorite avocado toast, guacamole, and much much more!
Sorry, no returns π
This is just for a laugh...please donβt purchase πππ
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lpsdesentrious
I was abt to say this is a joke right π
millers_merch
@lpsdesentrious πππ yes, it is.
millers_merch
@lpsdesentrious oh, I noticed you like the LPS, I have a TON of them. Are you looking for anything specific?
lpsdesentrious
no im not looking for any specific I just like to collect random ones
millers_merch
@lpsdesentrious oh, cool! Thatβs what I had started doing, and now I have a ton of them π
britres
Beautiful
cmsblaz
Thank you for sharing my closet!!π€©. Happy Poshing πππππ‘ππ©±π₯ΎππΆπ€©
rockymoon
gorgeous avocados! I would totally buy some, lol! Beautiful color π
millers_merch
@rockymoon awesome π€© πππ
millers_merch
@cmsblaz hey! Thank you right back ππ€ππ€
akkristina
Lol π
millers_merch
@akkristina π
hannah3340
@ally_winkler
chernandez541
would you like to trade? Check out the Oranges in my closet ;)
millers_merch
@chernandez541 ππππ.......sorry, no trades ππππ
vip_corner_llc
I just sent my best bet for this delicious CA avocado π₯πππππ
millers_merch
@angieramos805 πππ reasonable offers will be considered πππ
lieseseil
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millers_merch
@lieseseil π€ππ€
girlshopper2020
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ljm1013
Ya making me hungry! π
millers_merch
@ljm1013 πππ make an offer! π€ππ€
ljm1013
@millers_merch Iβm checking out your other things- great closet!!
millers_merch
@ljm1013 thank you so much!
cassiweiss
Do you have the measurements?
millers_merch
@cassiweiss ππ 4βx2.5%.....hope that helps!
upcyclethis_
This is really cute!!
millers_merch
@upcyclethis_ thank you! π€ππ€π
cassiweiss
@millers_merch perfect thank you!
millers_merch
@cassiweiss πππ
agildedrabbit
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olivia_jones88
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millers_merch
@agildedrabbit π€ππ€π
millers_merch
@olivia_jones88 πππππ
vwchick96
Could you measure that pit to pit please
millers_merch
@vwchick96 Ohmygoodness!!!!!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I wish I had thought of that!! π€£π€£π€£π€£
millers_merch
@allyinmichigan why donβt I just give it to you for free πππππ
millers_merch
@allyinmichigan Iβm dead β οΈβ οΈβ οΈππ
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tj85
I was wondering if I was missing something π "Are avocados now a hot ticket item" lol. loved this!!!
millers_merch
@tj85 yes, they are all the rage! Feel free to make an offer π π₯
brijej
you made my day lol. God bless
tsarge11
That just gave me a huge laugh ππ have a blessed day and enjoy poshing!π€©
millers_merch
@brijej Iβm so glad π π€ππ€π have a great day!
millers_merch
@tsarge11 right on, that makes me so happy π have a great day!
brijej
@millers_merch thank you for the love of shares also. God bless youβ€β
calinbohne
Whenβs the earliest you will be able to ship? I really want some avocado and toast tomorrow morning π€π
millers_merch
@calinbohne πππ......I usually ship same or next day, but for you, Iβll overnight it!
ladyb100
Gorgeous!! Just not sure it would fit me though . . . πππ€·ββοΈβ€οΈ
millers_merch
@ladyb100 ππ are you more of a pear shape π
ladyb100
@millers_merch Oh definitely! I must admit to sometimes coveting the string bean shape!π€·ββοΈπ
millers_merch
@ladyb100 πππ
danirn
I just saw this!! I died laughing!!
millers_merch
@danirn π€ππππ€
reowningvintage
Yummm
millers_merch
@reowningvintage π€π€π€π€
flsteffi
False advertising. Thatβs a Mexican avocado!
millers_merch
@flsteffi πππ itβs mistagged.......π
lspannuth
Holy guacamole π₯!! Loved your avocado and reading through the comments π€£π€£π€£
millers_merch
@lspannuth πππ I was waiting for someone to say holy guacamole π₯ πππ
lspannuth
@millers_merch I couldnβt help myself! It had to be said π€£π€£
teresamontoy577
iluvv avocados
millers_merch
@teresamontoy577 π€ π₯ π€
elisabeta_orsi
Love this π€£π
millers_merch
@elisabeta_orsi ππππ€πππ
trendyhaks
this was awesome and funny made my day! do you take cash or credit lol :)
millers_merch
@trendyhaks πππβ¦β¦credit but shipping is free!! π€π€ππ€π€
trendyhaks
@millers_merch lol:)
millers_merch
@trendyhaks πππ
greeneyedgirl16
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millers_merch
@greeneyedgirl16 π€ππππ€
v_burnham
So cute!
millers_merch
@v_burnham thanks! π€ππ€
ccc_pink
π€£πI was seriously thinking, oh my daughter loves avocados π€π€π We live in Northern Wisconsin so GOOD fruit is hard to get . I lived in Florida as a kid and we had our own Orange trees. Way better than anything up here. πππ€·πΌββοΈπ€£
millers_merch
@ccc_pink ππ just having a little fun π
ccc_pink
@millers_merch love it! ππ€£
realbossbabe
Wow. I love this. π€£
millers_merch
@realbossbabe π€πππ€ππ
diamondlopez74
I was about to say... I'm gonna sell some NYC water on Posh! ππ€£π
millers_merch
@diamondlopez74 ππππ€ππ€
kelljohn903
can i get a bundle discount if i also buy tacos with this?
millers_merch
@kelljohn903 yes of course! πππ
dawlbabi
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millers_merch
@dawlbabi πππ€ππ€
thehuntress25
Thank you for that! I laughed so hard when I saw the title π€£
millers_merch
@thehuntress25 π some of the comments are pretty clever too! Thanks for stopping by! π€ππ€
daisy_toscano
Love this! Thanks for the laugh π
millers_merch
@daisy_toscano πππ€ππ
millers_merch
@thebanyontree πyes maβam. Free shipping ! π€ππ€
millers_merch
@thebanyontree someone asked for pit to pit measurements π
millers_merch
@deannduteil πππ€ππ€ππ
eclecticfreckle
I love that itβs NWT!! π€©π€©π€©π€©
millers_merch
@eclecticfreckle if you look closely itβs actually from Mexico, so itβs mistagged ππ
eclecticfreckle
@millers_merch it couldnβt be from Mexico?
millers_merch
@eclecticfreckle the tag says product of Mexico and I have it listed from California π
eclecticfreckle
@millers_merch ah. I also love that it was $1 (which is such a good price!). π»π§‘π»π§‘π»
millers_merch
@eclecticfreckle πππ. Yes shipping cost is expensive so I had to mark it up
eclecticfreckle
@millers_merch that's understandable. would you consider a trade for luxury sunglasses? ππππ
millers_merch
@eclecticfreckle ππππππππ
Iβm so sorry, I donβt trade, but thank you for your interest
sweetmunkee
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jackie_011
Lolll
millers_merch
@sweetmunkee πππ
millers_merch
@jackie_011 π€ππ€
showcases
Yummy I need that rit now
millers_merch
@showcases ππ π₯ ππ
lotus0333
I need this in a large! can I order 6 πππ
millers_merch
@lotus0333 bundle to save on shipping πππ
cmrueger
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millers_merch
@cmrueger πππ
thessieisaac
pls msg me: hungry@ g mail .com. I will pay extra through cashappπ€£
millers_merch
@thessieisaac THIS IS HILARIOUS π πππ fabulous comment. π₯°π₯°π₯°
thessieisaac
@millers_merch I needed a laugh. Thx!π
millers_merch
@thessieisaac right back attya ππ€π
anniesupscale
@vwchick96 ππ€£
thedustycarrot
Is the price negotiable? π
millers_merch
@thedustycarrot we can do half off. Please refer to second picture description πππ€πππ€£
thedustycarrot
@millers_merch Heck ya! What a deal! π
missbehavin01
This is awesome! πππ I love it!! @cbchapman1968 You gotta see this! π€ͺπ
millers_merch
@missbehavin01 feel free to make an offer π
missbehavin01
@millers_merch ππππ―π―π―
millers_merch
@missbehavin01 ππ π₯ π€£π€£
missbehavin01
@millers_merch Oh you are hilarious! This is about the truth with avocado prices right now! I'm dead from laughing!!!
millers_merch
@missbehavin01 π€π€β¦β¦ donβt try to lowball meβ¦ I know what I gotβ¦.. ππππ
missbehavin01
@millers_merch Yahsssssss!!! πππ
missbehavin01
@millers_merch Shoot! So you mean I can't send an offer for 75% Off of your asking price?! πππ I mean I plan to smash it into guacamole π₯ anyway!! π₯ππ₯π
millers_merch
@missbehavin01 β¦β¦lowball offers will be blockedβ¦.
J/kβ¦.weβve had this avocado for a while, so we will accept any offer π
missbehavin01
@millers_merch πππ Nice! I'm loving this!! Laughing too much!! The comments are just fabulous too!! πππ₯π₯
millers_merch
@missbehavin01 yes, when I need a chuckle, Iβll give them a read π
missbehavin01
@jrbenefield I thought you might get a laugh at this! π€£
jrbenefield
@missbehavin01 Ha!! An absolute steal! I canβt compete with prices this low! π
millers_merch
@jrbenefield bundle and save! π€£
missbehavin01
@jrbenefield π€£π€£π€£ right?! I'm jealous! I think this is the last one available too.
jrbenefield
@millers_merch ππ
giadoro
lol
millers_merch
@geemerc π«’
giadoro
πππ I can tell you're a lot of fun
millers_merch
@geemerc π€ Iβve been told π€
giadoro
@millers_merch π₯°β€οΈπ€β€οΈ
millers_merch
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girlshopper2020
@millers_merch πππ€£π
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