Smoochy is a BEANIE BABY frog from 1997, not a real frog

My wife hates frogs. I mean she really hates them. So she's making me sell this frog. I keep trying to tell her: This is a BEANIE BABY from 1997, it's not a real frog! But she won't listen. She doesn't like how frogs jump, or how slimy they are. But I'm like: this is a soft, fuzzy, inanimate froggy! Look at how cute he is! But she doesn't want to hear it. The frog has to go. Maybe you can help resolve this conflict by making an offer on this soft, fuzzy, inanimate frog before I get in even more trouble?