My wife is gonna kill me!!!

if this dinosaur doesn't eat me first!!! She told me not to go drinking w/those friends of mine she hates...now I'm going to pay with my life one way or another!!! Excuse me, I'm trying to write a very mature listing here. You can even see the caveman's chest hair. I think Mini Boden's tees could be combined into one picture book collage. I am imaginative to narrate each tee as a "page" that together would be part of a whole story. That is definitely a realistic goal lol. Anyhow, this is a 2013 Mini Boden long-sleeve dinosaur / tyrannosaurus rex / caveman tee in a size 11-12 years narrated by yours truly. This tee is in excellent used condition but the cracking on the neck tag is bothering me as it is showing more wear than there is...If this was worn, it was only 1x...unless I washed it & it wasn't worn...but I'm going to stop myself because I'm actually boring myself with my ocd-like description so you must be asleep lol I totally forgot where I was going w/this so I'll blame ADHD.