2012 vguc Mini Boden boat swim trunks 7-8 years

This listing is for 2012 (that I can see which is weird but I digress) Mini Boden boat swim trunks in very good used condition. It has the "that" faded look I mentioned in the other swim listings. I only think these were worn by my eldest a couple times...& I'm just realizing now I don't like the "faded" look when first bought. My kids & dogs trash stuff around here enough so I never understood the point of a faded look. Same w/the ripped whatever look. My collie could do that to jeans in a half hour, why would I pay for jeans like that ahead of time so they can get even more crapped up in our house? I put holes in my own clothes bc Im in la-la land in my head & constantly tripping over myself, falling, getting rips in clothing. Then again, I don't think most people walk around like that so maybe it is an honor to pay for it deconstructed? Whatever. That's enough philosophical garbage. I'm getting a snack.