Hurley Men's Med. Faux-Fur Lined Hoodie Jacket M Black Nylon Panel - Super Warm!

This is such a cool jacket, but it’s just a little tight on me - I usually wear a medium, but I’ve gained a little weight from eating my feelings recently. Apparently, I have too many feelings; enough that I’ve added to my fleshy mass to the point that I can’t fit in this jacket the way I used to. I’m over here shoving cookies into my body like they’re my only food source, and while it’s a delicious process, it has dampened my ability to fit into this awesome jacket. By purchasing this jacket, you’d be contributing to the “Make me stop eating Cookies” fund that I’m creating right now, as I write this description. Depressed? Maybe. Full of treats? Definitely. You could, indeed, be the one who pulls me out of the Swamps of Sadness, like Artax from The Neverending Story. Essentially, you would re-write history, and defy one of the saddest moments in cinematic history. Symbolically, of course, simply by buying a jacket that will not only keep you super warm, but looks good, and has a lot of nice features (please see pics). It’s basically a new jacket - I wore it like one day. Maybe not even that long. Make me an offer, and I’ll see what I can do. Thanks! Comment if you have any questions.