Listen. I met my husband in 2019, and I said, if we're going to do this, you have to let me take you shopping for some new shorts, because these thangs ain't it. Lucky for him, he was receptive! Today I stumbled upon these (along with several other pairs) in a dresser in the guest room trying to quietly exist under the radar of my OCD cleanout idiosyncrasies. Look, I'm not trying to shame anyone for wearing cargo shorts, like you do you, boo. But grown men should not wear these things outside of a red solo cup lake party, or a weekend at Rednecks with Paychecks. Alas, I do realize there are many dads out there who refuse to give up the storage capacity that comes along with such versatile clothing, so I understand these may still be in high demand. Still, I price them low, because I believe the main cargo transported in cargo shorts is vape pens and you can't tell me nothin'. If nothing else, men are a walking diaper bag in these things and just need a matching vest to also be able tote water bottles. Some dads believe so strongly in the cargo uniform, they tout God as the original dad, like 'forget the white robe he is 100% wearing cargo shorts and Crocs please update all visual depictions accordingly'. I do not share in this belief. Because God is a woman. :D His loss is your gain. If you like this style, check out the other listings where you could bundle, and I'll give a STEEP discount. :) From a smoke-free and pet-free home.