Suggested uses: your spouse who leaves the cap off the toothpaste, your roommate who eats all your snacks, or your coworker who burns popcorn in the breakroom microwave every afternoon. This is a long, thin, stainless steel *stirring* spoon--like for stirring cyanide into a tall glass of lemonade. It's not for eating soup or cereal and definitely not for ice cream. It's just for a little chuckle, please don't actually poison anyone. Price is firm.