Ever wanna remind someone who is frowning that life is too short to be upsetty spaghetti all the time? Wanna find the perfect way to remind everyone all of our clocks are ticking and it's too short a time to be so serious? Perfect. 💀 The measurements are as follows: - 24" from armpit to armpit - 30" from top to bottom in length See something you like? Be sure to make me an offer and bundle for discounted shipping! All listings come as-is and in EUC unless otherwise noted and from a smoke-free, cat-friendly home, freshly-washed (if tagless). I cross post my listings, so if anything catches your eye, be sure not to wait! Thanks for looking and happy shopping! 💗