“You Don’t Gnomie” Black Hoodie

Forget cute and cuddly. Lucky the gnome didn’t come to tend your tulips—he came to flip the bird and spit truth. With bold graffiti vibes and a defiant glare, this little outlaw proudly declares what you're thinking: "You don’t gnomie." Perfect for garden rebels, front porch philosophers, or anyone who prefers their lawn décor with attitude. Warning: may offend nosy neighbors and basic gnomes. Add some edge to your hedges. You don’t gnomie—but you will.