NWT/SEALED Furbish “Demure” Embroidered Needlepoint Accent Pillow

Looking to subtly scream “I’m classy but have range”? Meet the Furbish “Demure” pillow — a gloriously embroidered contradiction in pink and blue that says “I drink champagne… but I also send spicy texts.” This cheeky little throw cushion is the kind of home decor that doesn’t just tie the room together — it judges the room into behaving better. Whether you’re tossing it on your couch, bed, or throne of lies, this Furbish original is here to liven up your space and gaslight your guests into thinking you have your life together. Brand: Furbish Color: Sky blue floral base with bubblegum pink text and backing Style: Embroidered “Demure” statement pillow Material: Cotton/linen front with poly-fill insert — reads like posh, feels like cozy Size: OS (11” x 17” — just enough sass for a sofa) Condition: New without tags, never used. Emotionally? Perhaps. Physically? Nope. Why I’m Poshing: Because while I thought this was ironic and chic, my couch said it “clashed with its emotional arc.” So now here we are.