Funny Mug – “If I Am Drinking Out of This Mug… I Will Cut You” – New w/ Box

📦 Condition: New (Open Box) – Original labeled packaging included. Mug is unused and clean. 📏 Approx. Measurements: • Size: Standard 11 oz • Height: ~4" 🎨 Color: White with black text 🌟 Key Features: Features the hilarious phrase: “If I am drinking out of this mug, don’t even think of talking to me. It’s too early and I will cut you.” A big mood for toxic mornings and soul-sucking Mondays. Glossy ceramic finish, solid handle, and perfect for home, office, or passive-aggressive breakroom energy. Makes a top-tier gag gift, Secret Santa surprise, or daily defensive tool. 👉 Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting. 👉 Great gift idea for coworkers, moms, teachers, and night-shift survivors. 🚚 Fast shipping from a clean, smoke-free, pet-friendly home. 🎁 Bundle this mug with others in my closet to save money and upgrade someone’s morning survival kit! 💰 Open to offers!