Freebird Golden Slip-on Sandals Cognac Women's 9

Freebird “Golden” Sandals Size 9 Cognac Leather Behold: the Freebird Golden sandals in rich, delicious cognac..aka the sandal equivalent of a whiskey neat with a side of main character energy. These are not your average slides. These are the “Oh these old things?” sandals you wear while casually ruining someone’s life with just a glance and a well-placed eyebrow raise. Let’s break it down: Genuine Freebird leather so soft it practically whispers sweet nothings to your instep Wide strap = secure AF. Your foot’s not going anywhere. Unless it’s on a yacht. Sole: Comfy, supportive, and emotionally available (unlike your last situationship) Color: Cognac. Like if your favorite leather bag and a sunbeam had a baby Size: 9, true to size unless your feet have commitment issues Stuffed with tissue like they’re prepping for their own spa day—because these queens do not crease on command. Freshly conditioned and buffed prior to photos.