NWOT Lole Element Long Rain Jacket Waterproof Classic Chic

I am reposhing because I need to come to grips with the fact that that I'm actually a medium. I chose this coat because I love the clean, professional look to it. It's really hard to find a fully waterproof, durable coat that doesn't look like you are backpacking a 10 miler. The zippers and adjustable hood straps are neatly concealed. Completely monochrome, with no obnoxious brightly colored zippers or contrasting fabric colors says, "I'm a fancy lady" (I'm not, but that's what I want people to think :D I'm actually super bummed this didn't work for me because I bought it for a work trip where I want to look like a well put together adult. I found this only after searching Poshmark for a couple of hours. The luluLemon raincoats look bulky and sporty. Trench coats are almost never actually waterproof, have an unnecessary amount of flaps, buttons, and pockets. Rains brand coats look like artful tarp ponchos. Also, can we discuss how giant the arms are in most rain coats? Not this one, beautifully tapered and don't drag across the table/desk when reaching for my coffee cup. Back to the drawing board. You'll love the coat, it's legit. It's modern. It's minimal. (It's mine if I lose ten pounds before my trip.)