A SHOP OF THINGS - Shitty Apartment Keychain (in Pink)

Do live in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada? Ok WELL then... Do you live in Vancouver... practically ON the train tracks in an unheated garage with single-pane windows, black mold, and one singular hanging lightbulb? You share this dank dilapidated dump with a family of garbage-eating, bed-shitting possums as well as the ghost of a vengeful and psychotic alcoholic mechanic named Viper who owned the garage in the 1960's and does NOT like sharing... but YOU'RE THE LUCKY INHABITANT NOW, after a realtor sold it to you sight-unseen after describing this "retro/industrial bungalow" that has "lots of potential" and giving you a cheaper price than ANYWHERE else you had looked in the whole city. YOU SCORED BIG by moving into this bog of eternal stench for $1,500/month! This is virtually the cheapest rent I've heard of for a single person in a "one bedroom apartment " ANYWHERE in Van. Bitter? Who me?? NAAAHHH. So.... CONGRATS!! Here's your new key tag!