ASOS DESIGN Red Velvet Leopard Mini Easy-Wear T-Shirt Dress - NEW!

What can I possibly say that the title doesn't? NOTHING! SO WHAT ARE YOU STILL HERE FOR?? Read the title again... and then read the print in the photos if you must. Back here again, REALLY?? THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO KNOW, I'M TELLING YOU!! Well OK... it's cute. This dress is actually adorably cute. ...And since it is red and leopard-print, I have determined it's punk rock potential... What's missing? Combat boots and middle fingers, most notably. Duh. ...And actually, based on the criteria above (that an entire subculture of society could be expressed by footwear and greeting alone, haha!) this little mini could even be styled for a goth look... but what's missing in this case?? Pointy black boots with chains clanging around the ankles and no greeting - just staring lonesomely at the moon... whilst shadow dancing... for hours and hours... until the first rays of light edge toward the window not far from where you're still (but barely) awake and still (only vaguely) dancing... at which time you'll have to start VIOLENTLY HISSING as though you're in UTTER ANGUISH AND TURNING INTO ASH FROM THE SUN... which, of course, will ultimately kill you. No big deal, right?? So was that really necessary? HOPEFULLY YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON AND CAN STOP EGGING ME ON. Now if you want to prevent any further corruption of your mind... Just stick to the simple titles now, would ya?? *AS FOR ALL OTHER LISTINGS - ENTER THE REST OF MY CLOSET AT YOUR OWN RISK* YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!