Artisan's Handmade File Folder Tote Bag in FUC

This is a reposh that was bought from a local designer in Portland. Sturdy and perfect in so many situations to instantly achieve that "I have my sh!t together" look. Going to a job interview? CHECK. Meeting at the bank to take out a loan? CHECK. You're 34 and told your new 21-year-old girlfriend's dad you got a corner office, but meanwhile your step-mom does your burger-flipping, sorry-assed laundry? CHIZZ-ECK! With this bag you're a straight-shooter with upper management written all over you. p.s. I am sorry to report that a memo was distributed to upper management that was SO FRESH, the ink splashed itself *SPLAT* right onto this fantastic briefcase-of-sorts... which is weird considering it's been in a sealed Rubbermaid bin in the corner of my bedroom for over a year now. This mysterious phenomenon (seen in the last photo above ^^) will soon be featured on the hit Netflix docu-drama - Paranormal Briefcases from Hell.