BRAND NEW - Genuine Metal Mulisha Crooked Hybrid Board Shorts - Size 38

Brand new Unworn Unscathed The shorts are a bit too big for me is all. I am a true 36, but 38 is all they had. Now the available sizes are even slimmer pickings (see attached pic). I purchased these from the U.S Metal Mulisha website. You really don't want to know what I paid after all the extra costs incurred. I will show proof of purchase in person (receipt). I'm trying to sell them here before I decide to return it as I'll be out the postage / shipping. Oh the glory of buying things blind! I paid in USD for the record! https://metalmulisha.com/collections/bottoms/products/crooked-hybrid-boardshorts