BURBERRY Duffle Coat

This coat had an easy life. Went to eat, went on outings, winter walks. My partner she loves it when I wear it because it feels cozy and makes me look like her dumb k pop boys with mop heads. Don't remember what group but it's those boys they look like kids FFS. And their dance sucks compared to real dancers like Jabawokees. No missing buttons, leather and real horn buttons in very good shape. Very very durable cool. Compared to my other branded clothes this is expedition built quality. I love Moncler but sorry, Moncler is a fashion statement, honestly I own a fair amount but I'm buying the name. It became a status item (Which I buy) because it becomes out of reach for the many. Like ew, please Canada Goose, Moose Knuckle, Mackage, North Face? What am I? Making only 160k a year? pfffft. Paaaaaaasssss. What I wear are the stuff you don't see everyone passing by you wearing, this means Burberry coats, Moncler, Tom Ford, Prada, Loro Piana. Now that's real money. But after I wear it, I move onto another fancy coat. Burberry is very classy which is why I love this brand, it feels very British. Yessss smaaashing. Don't be a Muppet and wear branded perfume to tell people you're wearing a brand name item. Like that's next level sad. Coat is wool. Keeps you warm, and looking cool. Authentic. If you don't think so I politely tell you get bent and fornicated till you pass out. It will get sent for authentication. Size S. BUT THIS IS A GOD DAMN DUFFLE COAT. IT IS LOOSE FITTING.