Canadian AF MEC Puffer Vest

You can’t get more Canadian than this puffer vest, folks. Yes, it was made in China, but I heard it was made by Canadian political prisoners who plucked the downy feathers for the filling from baby Canadian geese with tweezers made in Ontario and bought from Canadian Tire. Made to keep you warm in the ice-cold Yukon winters when boiling water spray turns into snow before your very eyes, it’s also stylish as hell when walking to Tim Horton’s in spring for a maple syrup donut. Well, it’ll keep your chest warm. Your arms and face will be frostbitten in seconds. But hey, who’s more trendy than you with your Molson beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other? Don’t worry about your blackened fingertips and nose. Canadian chicks dig that. Polyester with down filling, because Canada. Says size 14 on the label but call it size Small because that’s what I am and it fits me. And for the Americans? MEC is like REI, but more polite and says “eh” at the end of its sentences.