DOLLS KILL × WB HORROR "IT" - "Worst Nightmare" Oversized Clowncore Knit Sweater

Art imitating life much? Who doesn't love scaring the begeezus out of neighbourhood kids? I know I do! And now all you have to do to join the fun is to wear this big comfy knit sweater around the block. Y'see, there's a GIANT PORTRAYAL of one of the most TERRIFYING-LOOKING CLOWNS in all of popular culture printed on the front AND THE BACK of this sweater! You don't even need to be looking at anyone... you can just be casually taking your dog for a stroll... YOU don't even need to be involved AT ALL, and still this sweater will evoke terror and tears from most children aged 3 to 8 years-old. WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE WORTHWHILE OR HILARIOUS you ask? With your pants on? ABSO-TIVELY NOTHING. This is a bloodthirsty clown who eats children and lives in the sewers dammit! This clown deserves some RESPECT! So, in all fairness here, from now on we will call him by his proper name. No, he's not just another "Evil Clown" or the clown from the movie "It". Each of those awful kids has a name and we never question that, do we? Well his name is Pennywise.. AND he happens to be a terrific aromatherapist. He plays pickleball with me on Tuesdays. He came to my brother's Bar Mitzvah! But nobody considers that Pennywise is polite and fun-loving. Just because he's also a shape-shifting alien who happens to live in the sewer, you say he's evil. I see a man who is good at his job. A man wears clown makeup, eats kids once-in-a-while and suddenly he's EVIL? That doesn't wash with my morals.