EUC Guess denim shorts — 34” / 9”

Join the jorts revolution and make these bad boys yours. They’re practically new, never laundered and worn gently. The fabric is 63 per cent cotton, 33 per cent lyocell, so they’re buttery soft. The three-per-cent poly and one-per-cent elastane gives them plenty of stretch. You could run a goddamn 10k in these jorts — and you probably should, because these jorts were made to show off your legs, you sexy beast. They have a 9” inseam, but I wore them rolled up another inch, because that’s what the people wanted. It’s what they DEMANDED. Jorts. I unironically love them. Just imagine how good you’ll feel in them. From a smoke- and pet-free home.