EUC Wilfred plaid mini dress size 8

I hate that I am parting with this dress, because for one short summer, it fit me like a glove and was my favourite article of clothing, despite me only ever wearing it once. On a date a regret. There was a candy apple involved tho, so that was nice. I was hoping it would one day see the light of day, but alas, my bosom now runneth over, and it simply does not fit. Please lovingly wear this garment time and time again, it deserves it.