FUNKO POP! × TOKIDOKI - Mozzarella #94

According to one of tokidoki creator, Simone Legno's classic characters: "Milk is Power! Milk is Protection!" And Mozzarella is just the leader to proclaim this from the mountaintops! You see, Mozzarella is the adorable but gun-totin' kid-in-a-cow-costume and Leader of The Moofia - a group of Robin Hood-esque schoolyard extortonists (and did I mention each and every one of 'em resembles a dairy (or dairy-alternative) product?) - who take milk from the school bullies, to give to the good and kind. Alternately, they prevent the bullies from taking said milky treats from the good kids, helping to ensure the good grow up big and strong, with calcium, vitamin D, bovine growth hormones, and the like coursing through their tiny bodies.... I MEAN IS THE PLOT NOT OBVIOUS HERE?? Now, I'm an almond milk enthusiast myself, but who am I to take a stand against th-th-the Moofia?? *shudder* Think you're a TUFF GUY, huh?? Welllll... Do NOT be fooled by these gangsters' cute exteriors! They'll have you as part of a (debatably) healthy breffiss while you're trembling in fear and stuffed in a locker!! Funko Pop's tokidoki collection is a limited run. And I'm not sure if it's sold out yet.... but it surely will be soon enough! Catch this double I received of Captain Mozzarella #94 RIGHT HERE, while you've still got the chance!! BONUS - PROTECTION OVER YOUR MILK AND/OR MILKY SUBSTITUTIONS, so long as you keep him close!! Impeccable. Never removed from box and will be packed carefully!!