Fred the juvenile mallard duck Greeting Card

Awkward Affirmation Card – “No caption needed (Fred’s got this)” Featuring: Fred, a dashing duck from White Rock with strong opinions and stronger plumage This handcrafted collage card stars Fred—a mallard with bedroom eyes and perfect feathering, photographed mid-strut along the White Rock shoreline. Christine fell instantly in love. Then she learned about the terrifying truths of duck anatomy and is still emotionally recovering. Set against a torn sky-blue backdrop and floral origami shoreline, Fred stands tall. Or smug. Or both. Either way, he’s majestic and mildly unsettling—just like nature intended. • Handmade collage using textured papers and a printed photo of Fred • Features layered origami and torn-edge detail for a dreamy lakeside effect • Blank inside for fowl puns, deep reflections, or light trauma bonding • Envelope included • Signed and dated on the front by the artist Perfect for birdwatchers, beachcombers, or anyone who fell in love before they Googled. See more cards, critters, and downloads here: buymeacoffee.com/chrissysagodl