Guess Floral Ruched Long Sleeve Dress - Cream and Red

Behold, the dress that says “I’m sweet... but also deeply unhinged.” This ruched floral bodycon masterpiece by Guess (yes, the brand that made you feel cool in grade 8) is here to hug every curve and expose every bad decision. With a romantic red rose print and a neckline that screams “Oops, did I drop my morals again?”, this dress is perfect for weddings, brunches, or confidently walking past your ex and pretending you didn’t just cry in the car. Size S/M — but let’s be real, it’s only going to fit if you’ve emotionally spiraled into a juice cleanse or are naturally blessed by the gods of metabolism. Buy it now before someone hotter does. (And yes, it’s stretchy — so you can still breathe… barely.)