Gymshark Hoodie (Men’s M) — For Looking Hot While Pretending You Work Out

This hoodie screams “I lift… emotional baggage and sometimes dumbbells.” A rich teal color that says “I’m chill,” but the bold Gymshark logo on the hood says “I could deadlift you.” Balance. Details: • Size: Men’s Medium • Color: Moody teal (like your last situationship) • Drawstrings: Yes, for dramatic cinching during existential crises • Condition: Gently worn but still has all its ambition • Vibe: Cozy, confident, slightly intimidating in a sexy way Perfect for gym selfies, grocery runs, or impressing people on Zoom who can only see your top half. Buy it before your gym crush does. Ships from a smoke-free home