Handmade American flag scarf

this scarf is awesome. handmade 2-ply, nice clean bright colors can be ironed. for a true patriot! the best part is it's magic! yup that's right, every time you wrap this majestic neck cloak of justice around your throat Hulk Hogan's 80s theme song "Real American" will start blasting from the heavens. just be careful.it tends to kill every bird within a 5 block radius that isn't an eagle..MERICA