Handmade Medeival Take on a T Shirt

Medieval Lace-Up Warrior Tee – Olive Green – 📌 Condition: Never Worn 📌 Origin: Argentina, medieval fair (accidental attendance) — So there I was in Argentina, minding my business, when I accidentally wandered into what can only be described as a Renaissance fair run by people who take chainmail very seriously. That’s where I met him — the man selling these shirts. You know exactly what he looked like. Picture someone who hand-alters T-shirts to look medieval. Now give him a topknot, a leather pouch, and too much eye contact. Anyway — I bought the shirt. This olive green cotton tee features faux leather lace-up detailing on the chest, shoulders, and sleeves. It gives “fantasy tavern server” with just a hint of “backup dancer in a Viking opera.” ✔ Never worn (because I couldn’t emotionally commit) ✔ Lightweight cotton blend, probably enchanted ✔ Fully laced and ready for cosplay, festivals, or dramatically storming out of group therapy ✔ One-of-a-kind, unless that guy’s made more — in which case, you should be worried I bought it for the bit. Now it’s your turn.