π Host Pick! IRON FIST Loose Tooth Dress - DEADSTOCK!!
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Holy hell you're on FIRE in this SUPER-HOT Iron Fist Loose Tooth Dress that's in near PERFECT used condition. But imagine for a minute, JUST FEEL MY PAIN DAMMIT, when I excitedly shred open the mail and saw this glorious specimen, and with glowing, GLOWING I TELL YOU, eyeballs, hurriedly *attempted* to shimmy my newly-rotund-ish... (?) whatevs, body into this sexy lil sheeth... and quickly realized the moment would end in me uttering that dreaded phrase.. "RE-POSH." I'd say only sizes 2-4 can properly sport this super sleek body-shaping dress, so if you're a humanlike creature of this size, YOU GO LOOK AWESOME WITH IT ALREADY! GAHH!!
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troublemakers19
love that description...funny....
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kellseven
@troublemakers19 haha, YAY! Thank you, I'm so happy you were entertained by my struggle/aging/morphing into a beached walrus-woman. The ability to laugh at ourselves is what makes us Canadian! ππ©β€οΈ
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