IRON FIST - Garden Secrets Dress - Stretchy Bodycon Long Tank Sleeveless Tunic!

SHHHH SEEEECRETS!!! GARDEN SEEEEECRETSSSSS!!! *knocks over heirloom tomato plant* Man, I would make the WORST ninja ever. The only ninja-like thing I could master would be dressing in black. I've got that down pat in all 4 seasons. But ninjas are supposed to be all stealth-like, with the reflexes of a panther, they are the smoothest of criminals and the sharpest assassins. Before you even know they've struck, they're gone. Vanished. Enshrouded back into the stark and silent night air from which they mysteriously appeared. But you will recognize their work by their mastery with a sword. The bloody corpses left behind are often as impressive and beautiful as they are grim. 🥷 And then there are people like me who want so much to be a ninja assassin, but lack the self awareness to see how silly and downright embarrassing they are: Not quite svelte enough to pass through the gate without tripping the laser alarms. Stumbling, sweating, swearing, and then swearing about having sworn. Dammit! Ninjas don't have panic attacks. Ninjas don't have weak ankles and they needn't wear tensor bandages. Ninjas don't go, "Hey guys, watch out for this trip wire. You don't want to pull a hammy. Remember last time I did that? YOUCH!!" No, ninjas are not heard and they are not seen. And they most certainly know how to protect the GARDEN SECRETS!!! Note: All garden secrets can be found in the photos above... except that part about "motorcyclery". I wish I could solve that riddle. 🧐😅 BNWT!!