IRON FIST - Garden Secrets Dress - Stretchy Bodycon Long Tank Sleeveless Tunic!
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SHHHH SEEEECRETS!!!
GARDEN SEEEEECRETSSSSS!!!
*knocks over heirloom tomato plant*
Man, I would make the WORST ninja ever. The only ninja-like thing I could master would be dressing in black. I've got that down pat in all 4 seasons. But ninjas are supposed to be all stealth-like, with the reflexes of a panther, they are the smoothest of criminals and the sharpest assassins. Before you even know they've struck, they're gone. Vanished. Enshrouded back into the stark and silent night air from which they mysteriously appeared. But you will recognize their work by their mastery with a sword. The bloody corpses left behind are often as impressive and beautiful as they are grim. 🥷
And then there are people like me who want so much to be a ninja assassin, but lack the self awareness to see how silly and downright embarrassing they are: Not quite svelte enough to pass through the gate without tripping the laser alarms. Stumbling, sweating, swearing, and then swearing about having sworn. Dammit! Ninjas don't have panic attacks. Ninjas don't have weak ankles and they needn't wear tensor bandages. Ninjas don't go, "Hey guys, watch out for this trip wire. You don't want to pull a hammy. Remember last time I did that? YOUCH!!" No, ninjas are not heard and they are not seen.
And they most certainly know how to protect the GARDEN SECRETS!!!
Note: All garden secrets can be found in the photos above... except that part about "motorcyclery". I wish I could solve that riddle. 🧐😅
BNWT!!
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kellseven
@aaayoade uhmm there are 11 pics of the item above and it is brand new. what other pics do you need?? and no im not texting you anything. I don't know you.
Jul 06Reply
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@kellseven that account was more than likely a scam account
Jul 06Reply
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kellseven
@leashy_gaga for sure it was. What a turd for even asking such a stupid question. Like OK PAL, I've included 11 stock photos of the brand new item, but sure I'll TEXT YOUR BURNER # with more photos... of WHAT exactly? The 11 above is already overkill... but sounds legit and I'll DEFINITELY BE ALL OVER THAT IDEA FROM A STRANGER FOR NO VALID REASON WHATSOEVER. Like does anyone EVER fall for this nonsense?? Also, I don't know how they were so easily able to delete what they'd said. That's strange.
Jul 07Reply
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leashy_gaga
@kellseven I’ve seen some ppl, new mainly to posh fall for it unfortunately. They just run these scam through auto AI now and take over abandoned accounts. I’ve complained to Poshmark for two years over it and they aren’t doing anything it seems. There is no reason to have accounts in this app that have been abandoned for years. I saw one that wasn’t online since 2021… and then they get hacked by these scammers. It’s gotten worse since that Korean company bought posh
Jul 07Reply
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kellseven
@leashy_gaga IDK ANYTHING about the inner workings of the Posh Machine. All I can say is that whenever an offer i send out leaves me with $6.39 after sending a shipping discount, a 10% discount, and then of course the built-in bloodlust the Evil Posh Overlords get from those 20% cuts..... but the buyer has to pay shipping and their t-shirt ends up costing them nearly $40 or whatever.... All I can think about is a squad of obese plastic surgery
Aug 08Reply
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kellseven
disasters, all wearing vintage couture pantsuits, only some without the pants, a few exposed, indiscernible fleshy lumps, cackling like hyenas and rolling aroundp in a giant hot tub filled with Jell-O and OUR 20% CUTS!!!*
*p.s. the opinions expressed above do not imply nor endorse kellseven's feelings towards and working relationship with the above company: Poshmark, nor their employees and executives. Any likeness to any person or company is coincidental and purely for entertainment.
Aug 08Reply
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